J'pète les plombs [English translation]

Hell , I'm sweating , worse than that , I'm in trance state

Traffic's bottled , everybody honks ,

It's been two hours that I'm hardly moving forward

Little by little , I'm blowing a fuse

That idiot behind me insults me & calls me jerk

Enough , I get off my car , take my bag out of the trunk & hit the road

Leaving my car on the belt

I don't give a damn , I'm off !

Too much stress , I'm too hungry , I need to go to Mc Donald's

I find one , get in , there's a freaking queue but well , let's wait

About 30 minutes later , I ask very politely :

"Hello , one Mc Morning please ."

Then she answers me :

"Too late , sorry Sir , it's midday ,

& Past midday , we know longer serve Mc Mornings ."

I say her :

"When I asked you , it was 11:59 .

Make an effort , I want a salty Mc Morning ,

You know , the one with an egg inside ."

She says me :

"It's midday , I told you it's over .

Take a Big Mac or get lost ."

I say her :

"- Call the boss .

- The boss isn't here ."

Then :

"Go to the Chinese restaurant nearby , you'll maybe get a meal ."

I say her :

"Wait a minute ."

I take a gun out of my bag & points at her

The people behind me who were so impatient are now moving back

She says me :

" OK , take the till , I don't want to die ,

There's plenty of bills , plenty of coins .."

I say her :

"One Mc Morning or I shoot you ."

3 minutes later , my food's ready

& I'm ready to go , when this b*tch says me :

"- It's a Big Mac !

"- You should have never said that ."

( Fire )

All I wanted was a Mc Morning .

{ Chorus ( x2 ) }

I'm blowing a fuse , hell I'm blowing a fuse ,

Hell I'm blowing a fuse , hell yeah I'm blowing a fuse

I've lost everything : my wife , my kid , my job

I have nothing left to lose so suck my **** !

I'm wanted & cops stalk me

When a girl starts making a move to me

That chick jokes , tells me weird things

She says me :

"You know you're a handsome black guy ?

I swear , no joking ,

As soon as I saw you , I forgot my boyfriend ."

I say her :

"- Who are you kidding ?

You only want my **** ,

You want me to screw you

& To spend alot of cash

Once my balls are empty ,

You want me to wear the same jeans

& Take your friends to parties ,

Thanks to my money , you will clink glasses .

B*tch , go look for someone else because I know what you're up to

My ex-wife did the same so ..

"- So what ?

- So you can get lost ."

As I'm saying that the subway stops by & I'm about to go ,

When she answered something she shouldn't have said .

She says me :

"Who do you think you are ?

It's normal she dumped you ,

Anyway , you look so stupid

You must have been buying her everything ."

( Fire )

Am I a handsome black guy now ?

{ Chorus ( x2 ) }

"I want your jacket , your trainers , your bag ,

Your cashcard , your checkbook & your sandwich ."

That's what this guy said me as I was going back home

I say him :

"Leave me alone , I had a bad day ."

He says me :

"I don't give a damn !" ,

Gets excited & worked up all alone

Gets a knife out , acts crazy & thinks he impresses me

"- I'm nuts in my head !

- He's nuts in his head !"

I answer him :

"- Damn , you entertainer ,

Stop showing off man , you think you're holding up a bank ?

Put your knife away , I don't know , go protest , go buy yourself a bra ,

You little sickly gay .. As*hole !

- Wait , which estate are you from ?

- Which ghetto ?

- Gotta pay to get out alive ."

I say him :

"Listen man , I don't give a damn about the war between our ghettos ,

Wait , I'm going to pay you , then you'll go screw your mother !"

I get a harpoon out of my hockey bag .

He's like :

"What ?"

I'm the kind of men who blow fuses .

I've lost everything : my wife , my kid , my job ,

I have nothing left to lose so suck my **** !

This guy bows low , I say him :

"Come on , get lost ."

Once they are 100 meters away , these little gays mess with me !

( Fire )

{ Chorus ( x2 ) }