Your chick is a riffraff man
She gives headbutts to people,
She smokes, drinks and shows off
She's crazy, mental, not clean at all,
She high-kicks people, she's a riffrafff.
Your chick is a riffraff man
She smokes, drinks and shows off
She high-kicks people, she's a riffrafff.
Your chick is a riffraff man, she's so sick man
Seriously, everyone's sick of her man
She behaves like the worst of men
She shows off, gives headbutts and high-kicks
With the Stan Smith and her Levi's 501.
She limps like Kaiser Sauzé1,
She piss standing up like a man and humming "Le crime paie"2
(And with her golden teeth… She might wants to eat us!)
She sleeps with her Pitbulls and Rottweilers
She organises cockfights in the kitchen,
She's bonkers, watch out for her crew, the "Lady Unit"
With tattoos and bulletproof vests,
They're worse than Crips and Bloods, they always look for trouble.
They're not the Pussycat Dolls, them? They cut your balls off! (Hey, hard!)
And you know the other day, someone stole my jacket
I'm not saying that's her, but hell I'm suspicious!
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When she's with us, it's shady:
Man, your chick has a Glock3!
She robbed a butcher for "only" an entrecôte
And the other day when we went shopping,
We found her drunk as hell into the beer section at Carrefour4!
I dunno why you love her, she's not that hot
When we're outside she kicks people just for fun
And to have a little barbecue, she burnt down my 1065!
To apologize, she stole my swiss watch!
It's impossible to watch TV at your place,
She only wants to watch Scarface and Tony Montana,
"You want a war?" "No! Enough of wars!"
She scares the hell out of us, you understand? When she's here, it screws us up
Men just took karate and jiu-jitsu classes,
When you bump into her in the street, at best she throw up on you.
And did you see all those jewelry she sells?
I offered some to my mother, it's not gold but iron
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You chick is so a riffraff
"Eh you, I'm gonna rip you!
What do you want? Fuck it, what's wrong, what's wrong?
I don't give a fuck!"
You chick is so a riffraff
"What the fuck, fuck you! I'm so pissed off!"
I don't want to talk behind her back, it's not my type
But everytime she sees a cop, there it goes again: a judgement!
Her reer wheels of her GSRX6
Lug around every police chief through the concrete (Ha!)
The district is empty when she has her period,
Yesterday she fucked your cousin on the bin
(What? No way!)
She deals in front of kindergardens
She's cursed by Heavens
And I'm pretty sure she has something to do with Tupac's death!
When she gets up, it looks like Tyson on crack,
And men? She puts her hands on their asses.
If she likes you, you're dead, she'll break your balls
No respect: That's how she is
Your woman is a chick and she doesn't like us!
And tell her everything, I don't care, we're wound up,
Tomorrow I fly to Peru!
1. Keyser Söze, from The Usual Suspects2. 1996 song by Lunatic, French rappers, explaining why only crimes pay3. In France, all weapons are prohibited.4. Common supermarket in France, like Walmar in US, 7 Eleven, etc5. Common french car, Citroën 1066. Little scooter