Blainerific

Blaineley:

Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name.

Dishing dirt is my game.

Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!

Owen:

Bla-Blainerific!

S-s-so terrific!

Blaineley:

I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!

Courtney:

This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?

Chris:

Rules? This ain't no Sunday School!

Miss Thang up there's a rating's jewel!

Owen:

Bla-Blainerific!

Heather:

M-M-Make me si-ick!

Blaineley:

I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!

Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred-two, heat!

I'm quite specific.

Owen:

She's Blainerific!

Duncan:

So-so horrific.

Blaineley:

I'm fa-fa-fam-

Cody:

Who's that girl again?

Blaineley:

WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you?

I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette!

I was nominated for a Gemmie Award!

I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt!

It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific.

Courtney and Heather:

She's not so famous, turns out she's not so famous!