Spoken intro:
Thank you very much. Couple of sweet lorraines* for you now. I'd like to dedicate this next song to all the -uh -drag queens in the audience tonight and I can see there's a couple out there. This is called Sexist Pig.
Song:
Huh
Well, he wants a sweet mama to bring sunshine to his house
Someone who knows how to sew and when to shut her mouth
He wants a little lady to bake him homemade bread, wear lots of pretty clothes, give him a little head
Chorus:
Another notch on your cock
And you think you're a man
Another notch on your cock
You got cum on the brain
He's out trucking down the road with his low-life friends
Left his family home to make it if they can
He's always talking to his friends about his lovely kids
Well, he ain't been home in 13 months and still he thinks they're his
Chorus:
Another notch on your cock
And you think you're a man
Another notch on your cock
You got cum on the brain
He's the fool who thinks his tool is the revolution
Sexist. Pig!
Sexist. Pig!
He's got balls but that is all and that ain't the solution
Sexist. Pig!
Sexist. Pig!
Because he's a man he thinks he can (heavy breathing) have any woman
Sexist. Pig!
Sexist. Pig!
He'll never find no peace of mind because he's anti-human
Sexist. Pig!
Sexist.
Chorus x 2:
Another notch on your cock
And you think you're a man
Another notch on your cock
You got cum on the brain
Another notch on your cock
And you think you're a man
Another notch on your cock
You got cum on the brain
He-he-he-hey!
(Instrumental)
Spoken:
Ok, Listen up, I want to tell you just one more thing
A woman's got such childish thoughts because she's just a chick
A man can always come out on top because he's got a prick
A guy needs a doll to make him feel like a man but the doll can walk and the doll can talk and she'll kill you if she can
Chorus:
Another notch on your cock
And you think you're a man
Put a notch on your cock
You got cum on the brain
Another notch on your cock
You got cum on the brain
Put a notch on your cock
You got cum on the brain
Ohh, yes...?