Incredible Boy lyrics

(Company B!) 

One day I was doing my thing,

talkin' to my girlfriends, stretchin' my wings.

I'm sure you know what I'm talkin' about.

When the girls are hangin' out, there ain't no doubt

as to who, how, when or where 

they met the boy, the soldier, the same as the man

that makes dreams come true, brings colors through.

Take him out at night, bring diamonds in twos.

His mighty tall tales, big as whales,

we'll make them bigger to fill our sails.

An imagination and exaggeration

is the next best thing to real elation.

But anyways, that ain't the point.

This is the truth, gonna pass you the joint.

Me and the girls, we aren't bimbos

standing on the corner with our arms akimbo.

This guy walked up to her and smiled,

he said she was pretty, he liked her style.

If she could have anything, what could it be?

If she believed him, he'd hand her the wish,

hand it to her on a silver dish,

a shiny platter from the real Mad Hatter.

She thought she better make a wish

that mattered.

(Company B!)  

I said I got a car, I got a place.

I got nice clothes and a pretty face.

I said one thing that would bring me joy

would be an absolutely incredible boy.

Play it, boy!

One that's always there,

who really cares,

got lots of money and plenty of hair.

He's well respected but unaffected,

makes slow-hand love

and does the unexpected.

One that looks like you, talks like you,

walks like you, smiles like you.

In a thousand words or less,

one that's green and lean and never in a mess.

A boy that's fascinating, debilitating, 

radiating, intoxicating,

consummating, appropriating,

insulating, exhilarating,

imaginating, discomforating,

monogamating, invigorating,

illuminating, communicating,

exasperating, culminating,

determinating, operating,

generating, infatuating,

advocating, collaborating,

vaccinating, lubricating,

administrating, exultating,

circulating, ultimating,

elevating, contentivating,

never-ending, eroticating.

(Company B!) 

He said, "Not so sure I can endure

the expectation of the wishes in the making

but I did say I'd grant the wish,

so I'll give it a try and be your Ish-wish Dish.

If I should fail, don't put me in jail.

If I should succeed, I'll be surprised indeed."

(I'll try to open up the sky because after all,

I'm an incredible guy).

Play, boy!

(Company B!)

I-N-C-R-E-D-I-B-L-E B-O-Y

I-N-C-R-E-D-I-B-L-E 

(Company B!)

He's an incredible boy.

(Thank you).

He's an incredible boy.

(Thank you). 

He's an incredible boy.

(Thank you). 

He's an incredible boy.

(Merci beaucoup).