Don't Go Drinking With Hobbits lyrics

Don't go drinking with hobbits.

Sure, you'll have a grand time all night long

But if you go drinking with hobbits, my friends

You may not want to wake up at all

They were thoughtful and kind when they invited me to drink

A lone human among hobbitkind

They bought me a half, then another and one more

And told stories of days long gone by

The brew was strong, my glass never empty

As if time stood still and bare

But when I awoke the next morning

I felt like Old Smaug had been there

Oh, don't go drinking with hobbits

Sure, you'll have a grand time all night long

But if you go drinking with hobbits, my friends

You may not want to wake up at all

You may wonder how it all happened

Well, I'm still wondering what happened, too

I had tea, dinner, and supper

Quite full, I thought I was through

But they insisted I come to the Flagon

And drink to the health of new friends

But when I got there, I made more hobbit friends

And the toasts seemed never to end

Oh, don't go drinking with hobbits

Sure, you'll have a grand time all night long

But if you go drinking with hobbits, my friends

You may not want to wake up at all

When the sun arose the next morning

And I lifted my head from my drool

There were beer mugs spilled on the tables

And hobbits lying next to their stools

A young hobbit lass grinned cross the barroom

And nudged each of my new hobbit friends

And then sometime after second breakfast

We all started drinking again

Oh, don't go drinking with hobbits

Sure, you'll have a grand time all night long

But if you go drinking with hobbits, my friends

You may not want to wake up at all

I left Hobbiton a few days later

My head it was swollen and sore

It felt like a dwarven anvil

After a terrible war

I don't think I'll ever recover

From the food, the drink, and the cheer

And I swear I'll never drink with hobbits again

At least tjll I see them next year

Oh, don't go drinking with hobbits

Sure, you'll have a grand time all night long

But if you go drinking with hobbits, my friends

You may not want to wake up at all

No, don't go drinking with hobbits

Sure, you'll have a grand time all night long

But if you go drinking with hobbits, my friends

You may not want to wake up at all