I once fell off a stool
And I tore my accordion, it's reeds leak
Uaaa, it sighs
Humppaman's bread is dry
It's not covered by lard but mold
I share it with a rat
Hold on to your hat
Because soon the reeds will bellow
Accordion and the stool, meaning chair, meet
Humppa plays out
Oo I sleep under my accordion
Oo I live on humppa
Foot giving beat
Oo I live on humppa
I feel very uncomfortable
I wonder if I'm hungry or is it my prostate
Uuaa, when it hurts
I spend my days cutting coupons
I use them the fix my accordion or to go to the bingo
For coffee
Hold on to your hat
Because soon the reeds will bellow
Accordion and the stool, meaning chair, meet
Humppa plays out
Oo I sleep under my accordion
Oo I live on humppa
Foot giving beat
Oo I live on humppa
Oo I sleep under my accordion
Oo I live on humppa
Foot giving beat
Oo I live on humppa