Keep your hands to yourself!
My body has a thousand charming spots
That are only meant for my boyfriend
I am monogamous for love
Oh oh oh la!
But this dude needs a straitjacket
He's pouncing on me like a kamikaze
Diving straight for the enemy
Low-blow
Down there in the family jewels
Beaten up and exhausted mid-combat
I'll send you back to your granny
My lover is the big Sammy
They call him the kid from Miami
This swing
In fact, he's the one who did it to you
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Platonic friend, friend
Friend, friend, friend, friend
Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend
I'm platonically yours
Platonic friend, friend
Friend, friend, friend
Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend
I'm platonically yours
My guy
Don't cry, it's nothing personal
We've already played around like cartoon characters
We'll just remain good friends
Keep your hands to yourself!
My body has a thousand charming spots
That are only meant for my boyfriend
I am monogamous for love
Oh oh oh la!
But this dude needs a straitjacket
He's pouncing on me like a kamikaze
Diving straight for the enemy
[Chorus]
Keep your hands to yourself!