One out of every six is just like Norman
the other five get off that cookies, back on firemen
who's to tell whom, what is the way
who's to assume that you can't be happy and gay
before to judge the one who rebels
let's take a good look at ourselves
We tried computer dating,it failed of course
most of our legal meeting, ends in divorce
inside of bourbon houses, labours are swab in spouses
some guy who find that middle class, pass
One out of every six is just like awesome
the rest of us make love while watching Johnny Carson
what can you lose? confess all your sins
march from (your puse right to the hollowdene?)
and then get down on your knees and repeat
hey, you're only the 3 percent
Sex, has stole the show
it's everything that you ask
and we are afraid to know
I tell you , sex, will never die
and the kinkiest guy could be your (grow so a someone bersa?)
And while the intellectuals analyse our blight
perverted heterosexual bagger down all night
even our politicians are taking prom positions
I'll tell you son if this is it
One out of every six is rebel redhead
the rest of us have all the sex then still frustrated
what lies ahead, where will it end
turn down your bed, and baby jump on a friend
and (went you barbel in love has become?)
yeah we'll all be number one