Bangers and Mash lyrics

PS:

I met 'er down in Napoli and didn't she look great

And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates

And though we're married 'appily, I'll tell ya furthermore

I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since 1944

SL: Eat your minestrone, Joe

PS: That's all you ever say

SL: Eat your macaroni, Joe

PS: Ev'ry blinkin' day

SL: No wonder you're so boney, Joe, and skinny as a rake

PS: Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

PS: Bangers and mash

SL: Minestrone

PS: Bangers and mash

SL: Maccaroni

PS: Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

SL: Eat your tagliatelli, Joe

PS: That's all I've 'eard for years

SL: Eat your vermicelli, Joe

PS: It's comin' out me ears

SL: You've got to fill your belly, Joe; Joe, for heaven's sake

PS: Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

SL: Well alright!

PS: Bangers and mash

SL: Tagliatelli

PS: Bangers and mash

SL: Vermicelli

PS: Ah, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make

SPOKEN (All voices by Sellers):

AMERICAN REPORTER: 1943, Allied Forces land in Italy.

1st SOLDIER: There's a smashin'-lookin' bird over there, Bert. I think she's showin' out there.

2nd SOLDIER: Well, why don't you chat 'er up then?

1st SOLDIER: Right! Bongourno Signorina now. 'Ere, are you married?

ITALIAN GIRL: (Unintellible reply)

1st SOLDIER: There y'are. Can't 'ave a fairer answer than that, can ya!

SL:

I met him back in Italy, so dashing and good-looking

He wined me and he dined me ev'ry night

He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking

But since he's married me, it seems he's lost his appetite

PS (Italian Accent): Eat your tagliatelli, Joe

SL (Cockney Accent): That's all you ever say, oohhhhh

PS: Eat your vermicelli, Joe

SL: Ev'ry bloomin' day

PS: You've a-got to fill your belly, Joe; Joe, for heaven's sake

SL: Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash your Muvver used to make

PS: Bangers and mash

SL: Minestrone

PS: Bangers and mash

SL: Maccaroni

PS: Give me a bash with the banger and the mash

SL: (Laughing)

PS: Like the same one that your Mother was...

SL: (Laughing)

PS: What you laughing at now?

SL: (Laughing)

PS: (Indistinct).....Please!

SL: Joe...

PS: Yes!

SL: Why don't you (...) or I'll keep (...)

PS: Now she's a... (...) Mamma mia!