Since you didn't want my poems
Since you never kissed me first
Since you slept the whole summer through
And kept discussing stuff with dad, and talked bad about me
Because you don't like Ciechowski's music
And pop too much of the blue stuff
Because you said the soup's been poisoned
And you wouldn't eat it, that's why I gave him my number
Revenge is sweet
Like a cream puff
I'm eating it all up with gusto
With my new man (oh)
Revenge is sweet
Like a cream puff
I'm eating it all up with gusto
With my new man
Because you wear white trousers
Because you said my love-making style was out of fashion
Because you've been so cold to me
Even though you knew I craved your kiss 1
Because you pursued me in such an uninspired way
And you were never in the major key
Because you've been always kicking doors open like a brute
I don't want your heart 2anymore
Revenge is sweet
Like a cream puff
I'm eating it all up with gusto
With my new man (oh)
Revenge is sweet
Like a cream puff
I'm eating it all up with gusto
With my new man
For the love of God
You're hearing voices, that's my voice, my voice
Filtered through the speakers of invisible cheap tricks
Accompanied by a whole army of tweaked beats
I'm sure you won't understand a thing of what I'm saying
Your wooden thoughts won't guide you to the heart of the matter
Though it's not polite to be so spiteful,
My revenge is hidden in this snarky song
Revenge is sweet
Like a cream puff
I'm eating it all up with gusto
With my new man (oh)
Revenge is sweet
Like a cream puff
I'm eating it all up with gusto
With my new man
This cream puff is soothing me, soothing me
I'm sending you, sending you this cream puff
This cream puff is soothing me, soothing me
I'm sending you, sending you this cream puff
Bon appétit!
1. the rhyming here suggests that she meant to say dick instead of kiss;)2. same as above only with "heart"