Längst fram i taxin [English translation]

The man is the new woman

Make up for men, scantily clad men

Sex sells

And... eh...

I mean

The bimbo is gonna get changed for the himbo

You know!

Snook

Baby, you're amazing at fucking

You were, you were wonderful

But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted

Check chicks, they notice when I arrive

Tailored clothes

Never rocking no rubber band

When I ride home it has to be from the back

The seat, dummy!

I'm no manly man

I may be young and stupid

But not the kind of person who sleeps around

Yet you still choose to call me a pig

Shut the fuck up and sit in the front seat of the taxi

I'm no knight on a white horse

If you wanted biceps, you're free to leave

Have a nice day

He's the guy who's last in line

With an upper body like Mr. Burns

It's no Grecian disc thrower

So what was it you misinterpreted?

You'll pay for the taxi

Thanks, I'll deduct that one

But hey, you, still have a nice day, ok (yeah)

I'm no alfa male, honey

So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi

It's not easy to appear manly

So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi

Baby, you're amazing at fucking

You were, you were wonderful

But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted

Baby, you're amazing at fucking

You were, you were wonderful

But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted

I'm only 1,77 meters tall and the truth is

I make more money at ICA than from my rap career

I can only bench press 70 kilos, the truth is

I'm 2 seconds from being a one minute man

If you don't wanna pay your hundreds

You can get off here and flirt with some bouncer

You're hot and you're aware of it

Men are men and men are idiots

Because they only wanna fuck

Who said it's easy being a man?

Lift up the toilet seat and raise your hand

There's lots of other people who feel like me

So when you hear this sound it's time to turn the page (yeah)

I'm no alfa male, honey

So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi

It's not easy to appear manly

So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi

I'm gonna look down on you

When you're on the bottom, dummy

The moment after it's done is agonizing

Then you can, then you can dismount gently

And make yourself comfortable because this isn't a porno

Take my pants, you don't need anything super tight

Or string, because it wastes our valuable time

This is the needle in my sewing machine

Take it easy, sweetie. I wanna be with you

I wanna see you like God made you

You have to believe in yourself

Because I'm not gonna show up by the door with a rose between my teeth

Because I'm no male model kind of guy

Do we have to pretend like I am?

Oskar is no real man. Disappointed?

Sure, we can go home but I'll sit in the back

Yeah, I'll sit in the back (yeah)

I'm no alfa male, honey

So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi

It's not easy to appear manly

So you get to sit in the front seat of the taxi

Baby, you're amazing at fucking

You were, you were wonderful

But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted

Baby, you're amazing at fucking

You were, you were wonderful

But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted

(I mean, you know. Typically she says something like this)

Ugh, but you guys only think about one thing

Actually, I wanna say we don't think at all

Uh, uh, uh, uh!

Snook!

Baby, you're amazing at sex

You were, you were wonderful

But I, but I think it would be best if you dismounted