I'm a plowman, I've plowed so damn much
I'm a plowman, I've plowed Finland and Estonia
A hoe on fire, you cry out Ooh la la, I cry out Ooh la la
We're hulaing with just hoops
I'm like Genghis Khan, you're a hot hot mama
I've worked out a lot, lifting bales
Seen a lot of foxes in the fields
And deer and reindeer and muskrats
I've watched them a lot with my binoculars
But when I saw your body, the needle trembled
And my balls exploded
I'm a plowman, I've plowed so damn much
I'm a plowman, I've plowed Finland and Estonia
And though the hoe isn't of steel, with a plow rolling after it
I'm a plowman, reeking of gasoline, skied like Lajunen
Dominated like Nykänen
Worked hard, with buns in the oven
Like Cousteau, my nets are cast
You're like an angel and I just got religion
If I can't get you today, or maybe tomorrow
I can pass this evening drinking alone
The diesel of love rumbles
Nothing will stop this pump
But when I saw your body, the needle trembled
And my balls exploded
Worked hard, with buns in the oven
Worked hard, worked hard, worked hard... (repeat)
Worked hard, with buns in the oven... (repeat)
I'm a plowman, I've plowed so damn much
I'm a plowman, I've plowed Finland and Estonia
And though the hoe isn't of steel, with a plow rolling after it
I'm a plowman, reeking of gasoline, skied like Lajunen
Dominated like Nykänen