Als ich Mädchen noch scheiße fand [English translation]

Life was so easy dude,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I just drove into them with my tricycle,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I locked them into the closet,

When I still thought girls were shit.

But today they rob me of my mind,

The girls, I used to think were shit.

Jo!

Hey, as a kid everything was so easy,

Every girl I liked kicked me of my tricycle.

I hit her and thre sand at her,

But today women have me in their hands.

Hey Baby can I also say something?

Hey, okay, I mean I just wanted to ask once.

I am a nasty Softy, I can barely recognize myself.

I walk, hand in hand with you, across the beach.

I would do the headstand for her, I study the ''Tandra'' for her,

I am so tame as never, I now do Yoga veryday,

Read books now and go to the Opera.

Opera? I really like it! Of course and Yoga! Dude awesome!

Since I know you I found my inner middle and peace!

What, you are hungry? Of course! Should I cook something? No, I shouldn't' (cook)

Should i start driving to get something? Hm,you don't like the color of my car?

Hey I should color it Pink? Of course and I love ''Desperate Houswives'' I love it!

Please let's hope the come out with a new relay!

Oh Baby it is so wonderful with you!

This is the revenge of the women! They laugh at you!

This is the revenge of the women! You cant trust any of them!

Life was so easy dude,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I just drove into them with my tricycle,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I locked them into the closet,

When I still thought girls were shit.

But today they rob me of my mind,

The girls, I used to think were shit.

Women are for faggots! I dont want to cuddle now!

Stop touching my hair!

Is this the late revenge for everything that happened?

You're abusing your power, You're overacting.

The furthest I have gone is to steal your lunch.

For that you rip out my heart and step on it.

Everything is revolving about the women, that annoys me!

Dude, hours apon hours on the phone and she won't put down!

And they can't drive a normal car into the garage.

And you have to wear a helmet when they are on their Period.

They wer cute back then, nowadays the fuck to get a higher Standard.

Wie used to rule the school, they rule the offices.

This is the revenge of the women! They laugh at you!

This is the revenge of the women! You cant trust any of them!

Life was so easy dude,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I just drove into them with my tricycle,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I locked them into the closet,

When I still thought girls were shit.

But today they rob me of my mind,

The girls, I used to think were shit.

This is the revenge of the women!