Als ich Mädchen noch scheiße fand [English translation]

Life was so easy dude,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I just drove into them with my tricycle,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I locked them in the wardrobe,

When I still thought girls were shit.

But today they rob me of my mind,

The girls, I used to think were shit.

Jo!

Hey, as a kid everything was so easy,

I kicked every girl I didn't like off her tricycle

I hit her and threw sand at her,

But today women have me wrapped around their little finger.

Hey babe can I also say something?

Hey, no, okay, I mean I just wanted to ask.

I'm a terrible softy, I barely recognise myself.

Babe, I'll do whatever you want, please don't hit me again!

I walk hand in hand with her along the beach.

I do handstands for her, I'm learning the tantra for her,

I'm tamer than ever, I do yoga everyday now,

Read books now and go to the opera.

Opera? I really like it! Of course and yoga! Dude, nice!

Since I've known you, I've found my centre and inner peace!

What, you're hungry? Of course! Should I cook something? Rather not cook?

Should I go and get something? What? You don't like the colour of my car?

Should I colour it pink? Of course. I love ''Desperate Housewives''! I love it!

I really hope there's gonna be another season!

Oh baby it is so wonderful with you!

This is the revenge of the women! They laugh at you!

This is the revenge of the women! You can't trust any of them!

Life was so easy dude,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I just drove into them with my tricycle,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I locked them in the wardrobe,

When I still thought girls were shit.

But today they rob me of my mind,

The girls I used to think were shit.

Women are for faggots! I don't want to cuddle now!

Stop ruffling my hair!

Is this the late revenge for everything that happened?

You're abusing your power, you're overreacting.

The most I did was steal your lunch.

For that you rip out my heart and step on it.

Everything revolves around women, that annoys me!

Dude, hours upon hours on the phone and she doesn't hang up!

And they can't drive a normal car into the garage.

And you have to wear a helmet when they are on their period.

They were cute back then, nowadays they sleep their way up.

We used to rule the school, they rule the offices.

This is the revenge of the women! They laugh at you!

This is the revenge of the women! You can't trust any of them!

Life was so easy dude,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I just drove into them with my tricycle,

When I still thought girls were shit.

I locked them in the wardrobe,

When I still thought girls were shit.

But today they rob me of my mind,

The girls, I used to think were shit.

This is the revenge of the women!