Burma Shave lyrics

Way down yonder by the forks of the branch

The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced

Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave

I bet I've seen a million rows

Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line

Come on, come on, one more time

Yonder goes Willie, he's passing on a hill

He don't dress nice, but he drives fit to kill

Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave

I bet I've seen a million rows

Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line

Giddy up, Giddy up, tally ho!

Well my pappy ain't smart

He ain't good at quizzin'

But one thing he knows is how to keep em' all hissin'

Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave

I bet I've seen a million rows

Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line

Come on, come on, one more time

Roses are red, and violets are blue

You chase me and so will I

Burma Shave, Burma Burma Burma Shave

I bet I've seen a million rows

Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line

Come on, come on, uh-uh