At Frank Sinatra's Restaurant [Jr.]

You love the meal, the fancy feel

The show biz stories while you eat your veal

It's family dining with a mobster feel

At Frank Sinatra's Restaurant

Junior!

The wine is red, with lot's of bread

And portion's-a bigger than a horse's head

You'll burp up sausages tonight in bed

At Frank Sinatra's Restaurant

Here's a toast, to our host

The food's not great, but

Drink enough and you won't know

The guests will swoon and Frank will croon

A beep-boop-doobie-dop Italian tune

You'll dine like royalty at Frank Sinatra's Restaurant

We got big plans to please our fans

Our cocktail waitress has enormous cans

A men's room servant who will dry your hands

At Frank Sinatra's Restaurant

Our pizza pies could win a prize

The jukebox catalog is double-size

It plays both Capital and yes, Reprise

That's Re-preeze

At Frank Sinatra's Restaurant

Gorgeous views

And top-shelf booze

Yes, we serve Jews

Um, that was never an issue

So raise your glass, we'll have a gas

The seating's limited so move your ass

And plant it firmly here at Frank Sinatra's Restaurant

Frank's Restaurant

Frank's Rest...au...rant