Punch it, Punk! lyrics

Oh, what a tragedy, a terrible woe

The only hope of our society - what a blow

Has fallen dead, struggling against a terrible foe

"Okay, I'm gonna call the ambulance"

"Please, no!"

City wrapped around the borderline

Seems to be set on crushing every dream of mine

Well, screw that!

I won't settle for a boring life

I have no ammo but an ambition to fight

Hey, tell me, sister, why you feel no discontent

You're working nine-to-five, but that just can't be it

Expensive taste in clothing, oh, I have you on lock

How many office ladies always carry a glock?

But, ah! Crap, no I had it coming

I got in trouble again, but now this isn't funny

I could really use a prince charming now

Or anyone if they could help me somehow-

And a hero busts onto the scene!

The cutest, coolest boy that I have ever seen!

I guess not all is lost for this pathetic place

Oh god okay, he's not that strong

Oh no, come on guys, not his face -

Hey are you okay, are you there, hey

Blink three times if you hear me, alright?

"Eh?"

Awful, awful, it may be too late

"Say, you sure messed him up"

"We didn't fight!"

So you say you ran away from home?

I guess it's common in this god-forsaken hole!

You know my household's also pretty shit and all

My older bro's a loser and my mom is a whore!

"Woah"

How about you live here for a bit?

"I never said that, I don't even know you, kid"

Come on he saved my life, I could've gotten killed!

I'm gonna feed him, walk him, let him stay, I plead!

"Ugh..."

Oh boy! We're gonna do great things!

(I don't know what that entails, but that's another story)

Anyways, you wanna go out with me?

"Okay"

I knew that we were destined to be!

Team buster busts onto the scene!

The coolest rebel kids the world has ever seen

Both you and I are lost in this pathetic place

At least that way the fear doesn't hit like a mace

And now you ask me, "Do you want to run away?"

My mind is racing - what am I supposed to say?

"If nothing holds you here, then you don't have to stay"

I want to say "Okay" - I'm ashamed but I'm suddenly afraid

I may not know anything at all

And something tells me this is out of my control

I guess in retrospect I could've figured that

At least that way the shock wouldn't hit like a bat

And spastic light specs brighter than the bluest skies

Begin to dance around as panic clouds your eyes

And you can call me dumb, impulsive and unwise

But there's no way I'll stand here and watch, paralyzed

Who would've thought!

No, really, this is quite a scene

The cutest, coolest boy that I have ever seen

Turned out to be a monster mutant death machine!

"I wouldn't call myself-"

"You will not turn him in!"

"I see you kids sure love being dramatic, huh?

I think you should calm down before you go too far"

Okay, I think I need some time to take this in

"I think I just lucked out"

"Oh, you did?"

"He most definitely did"

Well then, I guess it's good nobody got hurt in the end!