Eles são todos iguais [English translation]

[Chorus:]

Men are all the same!

Men are all the same!

I don't believe in a single one of them...

Men are all the same!

Whether in hell or in heaven

May the devil come and pick a decent one...

My man will go to heaven,

For he says he loves me.

He still has some brain cells left:

He likes his life to be like this...

My man is going to hell

Because, even though it doesn't look like it,

He has already cheated on me

For at least three times!

[Chorus:]

Men are all the same!

Men are all the same!

I don't believe in a single one of them...

Men are all the same!

Whether in hell or in heaven

May the devil come and pick a decent one...

My man will go to heaven;

I've been so very lucky!

He does everything at home

And treats me like a queen...

My man will go to hell:

I don't know whether I'll end up there as well...

He has sinned three times,

But I've sinned even more!

[Chorus:]

Men are all the same!

Men are all the same!

I don't believe in a single one of them...

Men are all the same!

Whether in hell or in heaven

May the devil come and pick a decent one...