CHORUS:
It's such a shame, that you are how you are
That unfortunately you aren't a bit different
That unfortunately you are completely yourself
If only you were older or further
A bit bigger, and wider too
More chivalrous and more charming
Or simply more interesting!
CHORUS
If only you were warmer, or deeper
Livelier and more lascivious
A bit funnier, a bit brighter
A bit more sexual
Then it could be good
That we would become something again
But if you remain yourself
Then nothing will happen
As long as you are as you are
Nothing will happen between us
CHORUS