Too Drunk to Fuck
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
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Dead Kennedys
- country:United States
- Languages:English
- Genre:Punk
- Official site:http://www.deadkennedys.com/
- Wiki:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys
Dead Kennedys Lyrics
- Let's Lynch The Landlord [French translation]
- At My Job lyrics
- Let's Lynch The Landlord lyrics
- Anarchy for Sale lyrics
- A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch lyrics
- A Commercial lyrics
- Too Drunk to Fuck [Croatian translation]
- Too Drunk to Fuck [Turkish translation]
- Too Drunk to Fuck
- Advice From Christmas Past lyrics
Dead Kennedys Also Performed Pyrics
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- Yama
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- Phelipe
- Nine
- Сталин на фронте под Царицыным [Stalin na fronte pod Tsaritsynym] lyrics
- Zamba de La Candelaria lyrics
- Sei [b+B] lyrics
- Never Wanted Your Love lyrics
- Boys Are The Best lyrics
- Como la primera vez lyrics
- Ping Pong lyrics
- Toxic Sweet lyrics
- Come Around And See Me lyrics
- I'm So Sorry lyrics
- Not for Me lyrics
- Río de los Pájaros lyrics
- Sorry lyrics
- Viens faire un tour lyrics
- Ya no me duele más lyrics
- لون جديد [Lawn Jdeed] lyrics
- Como un ave lyrics
- Nena lyrics
- 조금씩 안녕 [Slowly Goodbye] [jogeumssig annyeong] lyrics
- 问 [Wèn] lyrics
- Touch lyrics
- Nein, ich verliebe mich nicht mehr [I'll Never Fall in Love Again] lyrics
- The Weekend lyrics
- Les uns contre les autres lyrics
- Fallait pas commencer lyrics
- Завтра после уроков [Zavtra posle urokov] lyrics
- Watergirl lyrics
- דודו [Dudu] lyrics
- Si te me'n vas lyrics
- My Way lyrics
- Lucha de gigantes lyrics
- Joel Corry - Head & Heart
- Stay lyrics
- Enséñame lyrics
- World Without Love lyrics
- Красное вино [Krasnaye Vino] lyrics
- Be a Clown
- Ready Teddy lyrics
- Sangue Latino lyrics
- Εξαιρούνται [Exairountai] lyrics
- I Cry lyrics
- Mr. Sandman lyrics
- U tvojim očima [Looking Through Your Eyes] lyrics
- Nicht mit mir lyrics
- La veglia: autoritratto dentro stanze elettroniche lyrics
- 갈팡질팡 [galpangjilpang] lyrics
- Shopee Baby Shark Jingle [Philippines ver.] lyrics
- Romantico amore lyrics
- Manê Gaída lyrics
- Tell It to My Heart lyrics
- Fallin lyrics
- Dentro me lyrics
- Pas sans toi lyrics
- La Danseuse du Sud lyrics
- Une île au soleil lyrics
- مش مهم [mesh mohm] lyrics
- Parachute lyrics
- Return of the Grievous Angel lyrics
- If You Go Away [original version] lyrics
- Grito de Bo Fidje lyrics
- Ilusion azul lyrics
- Nein, ich weiß nicht mehr, was ich tu'! lyrics
- A tu vida lyrics
- Die Rose lyrics
- Eye Contact
- Bella Ciao lyrics
- Hollywood lyrics
- Come Over lyrics
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- În spatele tău lyrics
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- La prima volta lyrics
- Orbit lyrics
- Nos Matamos lyrics
- 无赖 [wú lài] lyrics
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- Paris lyrics
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- Pardon lyrics
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- Elsie Carlisle - So Many Memories
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- Save The Last Dance For Me lyrics
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