Tenacious D - Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I am complete!

[Both] Fuuuuck!

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck

Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck

This world will be mine and you're first in line

You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[Jack]Wait wait wait you motherfucker

We challenge you to a rock off!

Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuck

The demon code prevents me

From declining a rock off challenge

What are your terms? what is the catch?

[Jack] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell

And also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if I win?

[Jack] then you can take Kage back to hell...

[Kyle] What?

[Jack] trust me Kage, its the only way

[Kyle] What the fuck you talking about?

[Jack] to be your little bitch

[Beelz]

Fine! Let the rock off begin! hahahahaa

Im the devil, I love metal!

Check this riff it's fucking tasty

I'm the devil I can do what I want

Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt

There's never been a rock off that i've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to hell

I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[Jack] Noooooo!

Come on Kage, let's fight his music with our music!

[Kyle] there's just no way that we can win

That was a masterpiece

[Jack] listen to me

[Kyle] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

[Jack] goddamn-it Kage

He gonna make you his sex slave

Youre gonna gargle mayonnaise

Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam

[Kyle] dude, we've been through so much shit

[Jack] deactivated lasers with my dick

[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!

[Jack] Comon Kage now it's time to blow doors down

[Kyle] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down

[Jack] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown

[Kyle] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town

[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down

[Kyle] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

[Jack] Comon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down

[Kyle] OOOOOOh We'll piledrive ya It's time for the smackdown

[Jack] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss

We know your weakness our rockin sauce

We rock the casbah, and blow your mind

We will defeat you, for all mankind

You hold the scepter

We hold the key

You are the devil

We are the D [18x]

[Beelz]

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me

Taste my lightning suckers!

[Jack] NOOOO!

[Beelz]

Ow! Fuck!

My Fuckin' horn!

Ooohh no!

[Jack] From whence you came you shall remain

Until you are complete again

[Beelz]

Nooooooo!

Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!

I'll get you Tenacious D!