NANCY
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Especially when they've been on the gin or the beer
If you got the patience
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear:
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear oom-pah-pah!
Mister Percy Snodgrass
Would often have the odd glass
But never when he thought anybody could see
Secretly he'd buy it and drink it on the quiet
And dream he was an earl with a girl on each knee
ALL
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows
NANCY
What is the cause of his red shiny nose?
Could it be oom-pah-pah?
What is the cause of his red shiny nose?
Could it be oom-pah-pah?
Pretty little Sally
Goes walking down the alley
Displays her pretty ankles for all of the men
They could see her garters
But not for free and gratis
An inch or two, and then she knows
When to say when!
ALL
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows
NANCY
Whether it's hidden, or whether it shows
It's the same oom-pah-pah!
She was from the country
But now she's up a gum-tree
She let a feller feed her then lead her along
What's the good of crying?
She's made her bed to lie in
She's glad to bring the coin in
And join in this song!
ALL
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes!
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows
NANCY
She is no longer the same blushing rose
Ever since oom-pah-pah!
NANCY AND (CUSTOMERS)
Oom-pah-pah! (Oom-pah-pah!)
Oom-pah-pah! (Oom-pah-pah!)
Oom-pah-pah! (Oom-pah-pah!)
Oom-pah-pah! (Oom-pah-pah!)
Oom-pah-pah!
NANCY
There's a little ditty
They're singing in the city
Especially when they've been on the gin or the beer
If you got the patience
Your own imaginations
Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear:
ALL
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear oom-pah-pah!
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
That's how it goes
Oom-pah-pah! Oom-pah-pah!
Everyone knows
They all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear oom-pah-pah!