Blender lyrics

My ladies, please come closer

My name is Random Tox

I have the great honor and pleasure

To present to you Turnex, the son of Durex

The blender for the next millennium

This is a revolution for your kitchen

Smashed potatoes, sliced tomatoes

Apple juice, blueberry, raspberry

Cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second

Turnex, the son of Durex

The only blender which can be turned

Into the most powerful vacuum cleaner

Blenders for sale and I am selling to girls

They always know who I am, what I do

She gave me no wink, just a smile of her hips

And a sip of my glass and let's go

She looked in my eyes

No need for this ride

She's a queen

She's pristine and a slave

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With a smile of her hips

She was changing my life

We are heading downtown in her car

Her ride is too smooth, no line for a stop

My blenders are flying too far

She looked in my eyes

No mate for this ride

She's Christine

She's sixteen, I'm her slave

She is calling me Jake

She keeps me awake

Oh boy, I was ready to go