What A Faggot [Irene Cara - Flashdance... What A Feeling Parody] lyrics

First when I met him

Ηe wore a bright pink t-shirt

Αnd beneath his blue jeans

Ηe always had a skirt.

All alone I have cried

Silent tears full of pride

In a world made of straights,

He was GAY.

When I stalked his phone

I was taken aback,

I found dick pictures and

Grindr app.

What a faggot

Now all I’ve got

Are his pictures that I masturbated on

I’m in friendzone

And I’ll die alone.

He’s the prince with whom I’ve always been in love

Now he has a boyfriend

And we all went to pride

As they danced, hugged and kissed

I cried!

What a faggot

Now all I’ve got

Are his pictures that I masturbated on

I’m in friendzone

And I’ll die alone.

He’s the prince with whom I’ve always been in love

What a faggot.

What a faggot (I’m in friendzone now)

Now all I’ve got (I am crying now)

Αre his pictures that I masturbated on

What a faggot (I will really die alone)

What a faggot (He’s my prince and I am in love)

We could have it all (We could really have it all)

Have it all (I will die alone because)

(He is GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY), I’m in friendzone

(We could have it all), but I’ll die alone