Original Gigolo [English translation]

I'm the McGyver, a Knight who Rides, I'm not choosy with chicks, I take them all

And once again, my Instagram picture gets one like, one thousand likes, one million likes

I'm the OG old man, when I take a piss, Puppe plays the piano

I lie on your bed like a porcelain doll, like a hairless dog, like Keisteri's Ukkeli

I'm not for sale, I'm available for purchase, let's get close, I'll make you a baby

Who did what and whom, I'll clean the sauna, my aircraft carrier will bring world peace

I don't mean NATO, I mean I take: across the border and the battlefront I'll kidnap and assault a Lotta

And even though I write eloquent text like Vexi, I'm even better at sex

Invincible, fearless, completely indomitable and an absolute OG

Lovely when naked, clean as a white sheet, hey, it's the OG

When chicks see me, they say: Oh shit!

Here comes the motherfucking OG!

And I'll plug every single hole

Because I'm the original gigolo

Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo

Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo

Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo

Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo

When chicks see me, they say, oh shit

Here comes the motherfucking OG

Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo

I arrive at the club alone

I leave with women I picked up from the club

Pictures of my grandchildren

Are what I'm going to need to have in my wallet

The hardest-working gigolo, like Richard Gere in top condition

Old lady, let's get busy, I'm so young and I need money

Times are tough, bodies are tight

Things'll get slippery when I show you my sauna stoves

True to my habit, my socks are missing

And my shoulder blade says it can handle a little common cold

Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo

Oh, bang me like a piccolo

I came to have fun, so come try me out; now they're all whispering: "How dare he!"

If you have worries

I can caress you

I can listen to you

If you want to vent

And you can trust me

I don't have an agenda

You can lean on me

Or we can just start driving