Juha88 [English translation]

"What a fool I was, thinking that one nice and harmless date-night would remove the stress of the exams"

But the moment I walk in

I see the man is as young

as he claimed to be

+ 10 years more

We might still get along

as soon as we get to talk some

but we run out of things to say after 15 minutes

and he tries to kiss me

UGH!

Juha88, I came here because of you

and you just sit there, staring at your glass

Juha88, I came here because of you

but I guess I won't become your partner

Juha88

Juha88

"and then we had insanely awkward silence"

It's okay to be shy

but after a moment this idiot

leans over the table

and sputters that he has a wife!

I get my jacket quickly

alright, thanks, have a nice night

"wait!" the man is shouting now

we can also have a threesome

Juha88, I came here because of you

and you just sit there, staring at your glass

Juha88, I came here because of you

but I guess I won't become your partner

Juha88

Juha88

Juha88

Juha88

Alright, so that's how it is

I can't even look you in the eye

I am virile, after taking amphetamine, yeah

and my age is closer to your dad's

A fake name, call me Juha

I guess I lack self-confidence

but babe, I am gentle

on the doorstep of adulthood

because ego got some checks

that got bounced by the body

told so many lies

undressed with one's eyes

Juha88, I came here because of you

and you just sit there, staring at your glass

Juha88, I came here because of you

but I guess I won't become your partner

Juha88, I came here because of you

and you just sit there, staring at your glass

Juha88, I came here because of you

but I guess I won't become your partner

Juha88

Juha88

Juha88

Juha88