1000 Jahren Schlechten Sex [English translation]

You left me

That was pretty hard

But you immediately had

A new boyfriend to start with

You left me

And that was mean

Your new boyfriend is ugly

And relatively small

You left me

That wasn't very fair

I'm at least 10 centimeters

Bigger than he is

You left me

That was pretty lousy

I won't forget it

And revenge is sweet

Then it has to be tonight

I'll break into your apartment

And there I'll hide myself in the cabinet

In your cabinet I'll hide myself

And in there I will wait for you

You've always said I was sick

And when you're sleeping

I'll shit on your stomach

And then first unfortunately your Persian (cat) will be dipped into the toilet

Yeah, when you sleep

I'll shave your dog

And I'll put a Sharpie into your mouth

You sleep so deeply

You don't notice what's happening

I throw up in your shoe

And then I'll tattoo your entire body

Then we'll see if

Your new boyfriend still wants you

When your forehead reads "born to kill"

I wish you

1000 years of bad sex

And that you die a horrible death

From small pox and the plague

When you leave me

When you leave me

When you leave me

When you leave me

When you leave me

When you leave me

When you leave me

When you leave me

When you leave me