You left me
That was pretty hard
But you immediately had
A new boyfriend to start with
You left me
And that was mean
Your new boyfriend is ugly
And relatively small
You left me
That wasn't very fair
I'm at least 10 centimeters
Bigger than he is
You left me
That was pretty lousy
I won't forget it
And revenge is sweet
Then it has to be tonight
I'll break into your apartment
And there I'll hide myself in the cabinet
In your cabinet I'll hide myself
And in there I will wait for you
You've always said I was sick
And when you're sleeping
I'll shit on your stomach
And then first unfortunately your Persian (cat) will be dipped into the toilet
Yeah, when you sleep
I'll shave your dog
And I'll put a Sharpie into your mouth
You sleep so deeply
You don't notice what's happening
I throw up in your shoe
And then I'll tattoo your entire body
Then we'll see if
Your new boyfriend still wants you
When your forehead reads "born to kill"
I wish you
1000 years of bad sex
And that you die a horrible death
From small pox and the plague
When you leave me
When you leave me
When you leave me
When you leave me
When you leave me
When you leave me
When you leave me
When you leave me
When you leave me