Here’s Everything New On Netflix In September 2022, Including ‘Cobra Kai’ And ‘Blonde’

The scorching heatwave of summer isn’t over yet, but the good news is that it should cool down at some point. Before that happens, you’ll maybe want to hang on your couch a lot, and Netflix has your back if that’s where you hope to be for the month of September. Expect “No Mercy” to reign while The Karate Kid franchise kicks back into the dojo(s) with the fifth season of Cobra Kai, which carries a huge amount of cross-generational appeal.

Ana de Armas is also on hand as Marilyn Monroe in the sure-to-be-controversial Blonde, and some sorely needed comedy specials are coming your way as well. The newly filled library content will also include some Resident Evil titles, the original Roadhouse movie (Jake Gyllenhaal will soon star in a reboot), and Al Pacino in Scarface. In other words, you’ll have more content than you can possibly watch, and that’s not a problem.

Here’s everything coming to (and leaving) Netflix in September.

Terry Silver is now launching a zillion Cobra Kai franchises after paying off a judge during the All Valley Tournament. That makes him the worst villain of the franchise (congrats!), and “No Mercy” is going to spread everywhere, and we’ve already heard that Silver will bring Mike Barnes back from The Karate Kid III obscurity. As this Season 5 trailer shows, Silver’s also recruited a female sensei, and one can only guess what havoc they will all wreak. In the meantime, the Miyagi-Do and Eagle Fang guys, Daniel LaRusso and Johnny Lawrence, are picking up the pieces of their combined dojo, and as this trailer shows, it’s full-on war for the soul of the Valley.

Ana de Armas stars as Marilyn Monroe in this highly anticipated (and NC-17) film that’s based upon Joyce Carol Oates’ biography of the same name. Oates has gone on record to called the movie “startling, brilliant, very disturbing & [perhaps most surprisingly] an utterly ‘feminist’ interpretation.” Expect to see Marilyn onscreen like you’ve never seen her before, as the project explores the prices that she paid to transform from Norma Jean to a celebrated (and highly misunderstood) icon. Also be prepared for both fact and fiction and everything in between.

Based upon the Italian cartoon Winx Club (by Iginio Straffi), this live-action reimagining serves as a story from the Otherworld, at a magical boarding school. It’s a coming-of-age journey for five young fairies, and those with human parents don’t even know that this school doesn’t exist in the “real” world. Love, rivalries, and monsters. That’s it and a nutshell, along with teenage drama that might distract (this season) from saving the world from true catastrophe.

The man who embodied Constable Bob recently appeared in Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman (as Matthew the Raven) on Netflix, and Patton can’t quit the comedy while marking his fourth comedy special for the streamer. He’s also directing (a first for him) and following up his public comments on cancel culture while taking Baby Boomers to task for their tantrum and more.

Ali Wong makes her directorial debut here while making it all possible for this project to come together with another debut: Sheng Wang’s first stand-up special on Netflix. He’ll explore the most mundane topics (including musings on heists, posture, and that juicer that you wasted money on but never use) while helping to make September a funny month for the ages.

Avail. TBA

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

The Great British Baking Show: Collection 10

Plan A Plan B

Who Likes My Follower

Avail. 9/1

A Cinderella Story

A Clockwork Orange

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy

A Knight’s Tale

A Little Princess

American Beauty

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Barbie Mermaid Power

The Bridges of Madison County

Clueless

Despicable Me

Despicable Me 2

Dolphin Tale 2

Fenced In

Friday After Next

He’s Just Not That Into You

I Survived a Crime: Season 1

If Beale Street Could Talk

The Italian Job

John Q

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure STONE OCEAN Episodes 13-24

Just Friends

Liss Pereira: Adulting

Little Nicky

Love in the Villa

Morphle Halloween Candy Magic Pet

Next Friday

Off the Hook

The Notebook

Resident Evil

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Resident Evil: Retribution

Road House

Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles: Season 2

Save the Last Dance

Scarface

Snow White & the Huntsman

Story Time Book: Read-Along: S1

This Is 40

Avail. 9/2

Buy My House

Dated and Related

Devil in Ohio

Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives: Season 2

Fakes

The Festival of Troubadours

Ivy + Bean

Ivy + Bean: The Ghost That Had to Go

Ivy + Bean: Doomed to Dance

You’re Nothing Special

Avail. 9/3

Little Women

Avail. 9/5

Call the Midwife: Series 11

Cocomelon: Season 6

Once Upon a Small Town

Vampire Academy

Avail. 9/6

Bee and PuppyCat

Get Smart With Money

Rodrigo Marques: King of Uncouth

Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy

Untold: The Race of the Century

Avail. 9/7

Chef’s Table: Pizza

Indian Predator: The Diary of a Serial Killer

Avail. 9/8

Entrapped

Diorama

Avail. 9/9

Cobra Kai: Season 5

End of the Road

Merlí. Sapere Aude: Season 2

No Limit

Narco-Saints

Avail. 9/12

Ada Twist, Scientist: Season 3

Avail. 9/13

Colette

Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum

In the Dark: Season 4

Avail. 9/14

Broad Peak.

The Catholic School

El Rey, Vicente Fernández

Heartbreak High

The Lørenskog Disappearance

Sins of Our Mother

Avail. 9/15

Dogs in Space: Season 2

Intervention: Season 21

Terim

Avail. 9/16

The Brave Ones

Do Revenge

Drifting Home

Fate: The Winx Saga: Season 2

Gymnastics Academy: A Second Chance

I Used to Be Famous

Jogi

Love Is Blind: After the Altar: Season 2

Mirror, Mirror

Santo

Skandal! Bringing Down Wirecard

This Is the End

Avail. 9/19

Go Dog Go: Season 3

Avail. 9/20

Patton Oswalt: We All Scream

Avail. 9/21

Designing Miami

Fortune Seller: A TV Scam

Iron Chef Mexico

The Perfumer

The Real Bling Ring: Hollywood Heist

Avail. 9/22

The Dreamlife of Georgie Stone

Karma’s World: Season 4

Snabba Cash: Season 2

Thai Cave Rescue

Avail. 9/23

A Jazzman’s Blues

ATHENA

The Girls at the Back

Jamtara – Sabka Number Ayega: Season 2

Lou

Pokémon: The Arceus Chronicles

Avail. 9/24

Dynasty: Season 5

Fullmetal Alchemist The Final Alchemy

Avail. 9/26

A Trip to Infinity

My Little Pony: Make Your Mark: Chapter 2

Avail. 9/27

Elysium

The Munsters

Nick Kroll: Little Big Boy

Avail. 9/28

Blonde

Eat the Rich: The GameStop Saga

Inheritance

Inside the World’s Toughest Prisons: Season 6

Too Hot to Handle: Brazil: Season 2

Avail. 9/29

The Empress

Avail. 9/30

Anikulapo

Entergalactic

Floor is Lava: Season 3

Human Playground

Phantom Pups

Rainbow

What We Leave Behind

And it’s your last chance to stream these titles:

Leaving 9/1

Quantico: Seasons 1-3

Leaving 9/2

Freaks

Leaving 9/3

The Vampire Diaries: Seasons 1-8

Leaving 9/9

Nightcrawler

Leaving 9/10

How to Train Your Dragon 2

Leaving 9/12

Offspring: Seasons 1-7

Leaving 9/14

Saved by the Bell: Seasons 1-6

Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style

Saved by the Bell: The College Years

Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas

Leaving 9/17

Skylines

Leaving 9/18

Dark Skies

Dark Matter: Seasons 1-3

Leaving 9/25

Blade Runner 2049

Blade Runner: The Final Cut

Leaving 9/29

Gotham: Seasons 1-5

Leaving 9/30

3 Ninjas: Kick Back

Argo

Boogie Nights

Catch Me If You Can

The Cave

Constantine

Dirty Harry

Dumb and Dumber

Full Metal Jacket

I Am Legend

Insidious

Made of Honor

Mean Girls

My Babysitter’s a Vampire: Seasons 1-2

Old School

The Perfect Storm

The Rite

Seven

The Sweetest Thing

Taxi Driver

The Talented Mr. Ripley