TV Shows That Would Be Better If They Changed The Main Character’s Last Name To The Show’s Title

Homeland, starring Claire Danes as Carrie Homeland

Lost, starring Matthew Fox as Dr. Jack Lost

Deadwood, starring Timothy Olyphant as Seth Deadwood

Justified, starring Timothy Olyphant as Raylan Justified

Ballers, starring The Rock as Spencer Ballers

Freaks and Geeks, starring Linda Cardinelli and Seth Rogen as Detectives Lindsay Freaks and Ken Geeks

Empire, starring Terrence Howard as Lucious Empire

Billions, starring Damien Lewis as Axe Billions

Suits, starring Gabriel Macht as Harvey Suits

Cheers, starring Ted Danson as Sam Cheers

M*A*S*H, starring Alan Alda as Hawkeye Mash

Bull, starring Michael Weatherly as Dr. Jason Bull

Scrubs, starring Zach Bra-… wait a second. “Dr. Jason Bull” is the main character’s real name on Bull

You’re kidding

Bull, the show based the life of a young Dr. Phil, is centered around a character whose real name is Jason Bull

Oh God

I assumed Bull was like a nickname or something

Maybe a metaphor

Oh my God

This is incredible

I love it so much

JASON BULL

Okay, back to the list

Focus, Brian

Here we go

Scandal, starring Kerry Washington as Olivia Scandal

Scorpion, starring Elyes Gabel as Walter Scorpion

24 starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Twentyfour

Outlander, starring Caitriona Belle as Claire OutlNOOOOPE I’m not over Jason Bull yet

JASON BULL

DOCTOR JASON BULL

I may never get over this, to be honest

I can’t believe it’s real

I swear to God I will finish this list, but know that this has altered my entire day

JASON BULL

Okay

Okay…

The Leftovers, starting Justin Theroux and Margaret Qualley as Kevin and Jill Leftovers

Firefly, starring Nathan Fillion as Malcolm Firefly

Veep, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Veep

Quantico, starring Priyanka Chopra as Alex Quantico

I can’t believe none of you told me about this Jason Bull thing

Now I’m angry

Not a single one of you told me that the young Dr. Phil on Bull is literally named Dr. Jason Bull

I hope he has a sassy secretary named Sally Horse

Jason Bull

What a country

Okay, one more show

Weeds, starring Mary-Louise Parker as Nancy Weeds