Twitter’s Got Jokes About The Newest ‘Game Of Thrones’ Episode, ‘The Spoils Of War’

— dani (@Normanmeignora) August 7, 2017

This post contains spoilers for Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 4 “The Spoils Of War”.

Game Of Thrones just unleashed the dragons to the delight of many (and to the possible end of one big character) in last night’s episode, “The Spoils Of War” (our review here). But the episode contained even more than a dragon-based answer to “How did Game Of Thrones season 7 break the record for most people set on fire” There was also an anticipated reunion, a demonstration of Arya’s badassery, and more of Bran Stark being a big ol’ weirdo, among other things.

Bran continually provides fodder for jokes:

— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) July 31, 2017

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/892126144614481920/photo/1

— Tim Stack (@EWTimStack) August 7, 2017

i'm just glad someone got bran a wheelchair

— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) August 7, 2017

When someone tells you they can't rule Winterfell because they're the three-eyed Raven, that's called Bransplaining.

— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 6, 2017

Starting to think it was Bran who hired the cutthroat to kill Bran. #GameOfThrones

— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) August 7, 2017

Sansa Stark had some revelations of her own:

— CeCe (@yosoycece712) August 7, 2017

They can make an entire series around Arya Stark and her life as an assassin and it'll be the greatest show ever created #GamesOfThrones

— Bad_Influence (@Speed_Dmon) August 7, 2017

Sansa got a job in her hometown and her little siblings came back from college and boarding school quoting Chomsky and eating shrooms

— David Dennis Jr. (@DavidDTSS) August 7, 2017

Sansa realizing that she the only Stark sibling that didn't level up #ThronesYall #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/Nex8eATl94

— susie carmichael (@PeachezNHeelz) August 7, 2017

We know how you feel, Sansa. Gatherings with our families are weird, too:

Sansa:#GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/vSwtuOvSGE

— Denizcan Targaryen (@MrFilmkritik) August 7, 2017

People also had some observations about Jon Snow:

— K.M. Jackson (@KwanaWrites) August 7, 2017

Jon Snow will bring the dragonglass mining jobs back.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 7, 2017

While others wanted to see more episodes with their favorite side characters.

— James Hibberd (@JamesHibberd) August 7, 2017

You can tell Bronn is the kind of guy who'd laugh at the number 69 no matter how old he gets and I love him for that. #GameOfThrones

— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 7, 2017

Every time there's a place for a boat to pull up in this show, I think it's Gendry. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Wk2IBijdsg

— Faith D'Isa (@FaithNoMoar) August 7, 2017

One person who could really use a boat right about now is Jaime Lannister, who brought a gotdamn pointy stick to a dragon fight. People made comparisons:

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 7, 2017

Not the first time Jamie Lannister tried to stick something where he shouldn't have

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 7, 2017

But most of the best jokes Twitter had to offer were about the exciting final ten minutes of the episode, which were filled with red-hot dragon death from above as Daenerys created her own Field of Fire.

— Dave Barabas (@Dave_Barabas) August 7, 2017

And in GIF form:

— Lilly (@lillysaho) August 7, 2017

Both Dany and her dragons got their due praise:

— Molly (@Molly_Kats) August 7, 2017

Oleanna: Be a dragon.

Daenerys: pic.twitter.com/mJ7b1ftwfJ

— deray mckesson (@deray) August 7, 2017

You're doing amazing, sweetie. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/J3meys9YtJ

— lore. (@trxecolorss) August 7, 2017

Jaime: let's fight

Dany: ok can you handle me dragon

Jaime: dragon

Dany: YEAH ME DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ON YOUR FACE but also a literal dragon

— Dave Lozo (@davelozo) August 7, 2017

#GameofThrones

Daenerys this entire episode: pic.twitter.com/yXzkBw8Yq5

— Salim Stark (@SalimAlSamar) August 7, 2017

Totally fine with every #GamesOfThrones episode being shorter if it's filled with dragony fire burning awesomeness. Best. Episode. Ever.

— Eli Roth (@eliroth) August 7, 2017

Uber, but for dragons.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 7, 2017

when u show up to an argument super well-prepared with facts and statistics pic.twitter.com/lbdLtebKQ6

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 7, 2017

Raise your hand if you just audibly yelled out loud when the dragon got hit *rasies two hands* #GameofThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/v7prFrwHoZ

— Emily (@ejweeks) August 7, 2017

"Fuck this line of infantry in particular" -Drogon #GameOfThrones

— Squire McSquireface (@you_there_boy) August 7, 2017

The Lannister army trying to stop Drogon like… #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/0g6ZOSPYwa

— Patrick M Liston (@parallelpatrick) August 7, 2017

And a couple of tweets could serve as a summary of the series as a whole:

— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) August 7, 2017

#TeamDracarys #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/RdSkrghLD5

— Catleesi (@JessLizBryan) August 7, 2017