Twitter’s Got Jokes About The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Finale, ‘The Dragon And The Wolf’

This post contains spoilers for Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 7 “The Dragon and the Wolf”.

Game Of Thrones went all out with its longest episode yet for the Season 7 finale, “The Dragon and the Wolf” (our review here). There was a big death scene, a psychic vision we totally saw coming, more incest in a season that’s been like two thirds incest, and an excuse for more speculation about Bran and the Night King (TEAM NIGHT KING).

Did you know the VMAs were happening at the same time No spoilers:

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) August 28, 2017

Meanwhile, Dany and Cersei’s respective squads had their corporate team-building getaway in an arena at King’s Landing:

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) August 28, 2017

I'm kind of into how most of this is just a really awkward corporate team-building getaway. #GameofThrones

— Todd VanDerWerff (@tvoti) August 28, 2017

And Daenerys was fashionably late with the fabulous entrance:

— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) August 28, 2017

I gotta start making more entrances on dragonback. #Thrones

— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) August 28, 2017

But Cersei was unimpressed. By everything.

— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) August 28, 2017

Cersei: I don't believe in zombies

Also Cersei: have you met The Mountain, this zombie I hang out with all the time #got

— Brandon Stroud (@MrBrandonStroud) August 28, 2017

CERSEI: "oh course I believe in the dead army, it's just that I disagree the cause is man-made."

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) August 28, 2017

Cersei failed to condemn wight supremacy too.

— Justin Duckham (@Jduckham) August 28, 2017

Meanwhile, the Greyjoys had differing opinions. Euron just wanted to know if the white walkers would come for him…

— Fawziah Qadir (@GigiMasria) August 28, 2017

And Theon decided to go on a quest to save his sister Yara, even if he has to take more damage to the crotch along the way:

— Hector Canales (@HectorCofficial) August 28, 2017

Theon vs. Iron Born Dick Kicker > Mayweather vs. MacGregor

— Bend the Neil (@rejects) August 28, 2017

That's what we call a deunuch ex machina. #gameofthrones

— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) August 28, 2017

Ugh, Theon is totally Azor Ahai, isn't he #GameofThrones

— Alyssa Fikse (@lyssiefikse) August 28, 2017

The weird thing is that Theon winds up having three dicks.

— Andrés du Bouchet (@dubouchet) August 28, 2017

And then Lord Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) finally — finally — got his comeuppance when Bran brought the receipts and Arya took Littlefinger out with the same Valyrian steel dagger he had given to Bran. Chaos is a ladder, Baelish.

— Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) August 28, 2017

Bran's tax return must be LIT. He got all the receipts. #GamesOfThrones

— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) August 28, 2017

Littlefinger: "I deny it!"

Sansa: "Let me call my chief witness, my brother who can SEE ALL OF TIME AND SPACE." #GameofThrones

— Todd VanDerWerff (@tvoti) August 28, 2017

YOU ARE SO FUCKED, LITTLEFINGER. #GameOfThrones #NoConfederate pic.twitter.com/PFRXdiQ7CH

— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) August 28, 2017

A boy has no throat. #GameOfThrones

— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 28, 2017

pic.twitter.com/82QH1DNyZC

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) August 28, 2017

hmm pic.twitter.com/H3oKgAFZcs

— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) August 23, 2017

Littlefinger: I AM COMMANDER OF THE VALE I DEMAND YOU TAKE ME HOME!!

Knights of the Vale: pic.twitter.com/g1kbUVxCL4

— ❄️Matt Stark❄️ (@_MatthewBoomin_) August 28, 2017

Ladies and Gentlemen, Little Finger is finally dead #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/P3Ysc7zwx7

— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) August 28, 2017

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— Jimmy Donofrio (@JimmyDonofrio) August 28, 2017

Bran also told Samwell about being the Three Eyed Raven. Cool story, Bran.

— Jessie (@JessLizBryan) August 28, 2017

Bran is like the opposite of a superhero. He tells people his secret identity when they don't even ask or care.

— On Vacation Don't@me (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 28, 2017

And Sam let Bran know what Gilly discovered about Jon Snow’s real name and legitimate claim to the iron throne. Then Bran did his greenseer thing and revealed Jon’s real name: Aegon Targaryen.

— Rebecca Pahle (@RebeccaPahle) August 28, 2017

Naming both your kids to fulfill the prophesy jic pic.twitter.com/KujgGwZtdw

— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) August 28, 2017

You know nothing, Aegon Targaryen

— Jason Nawara (@JasonNawara) August 28, 2017

Meanwhile, Jon/Aegon and his Aunt Dany didn’t know about this revelation while they were busy getting together to “break the wheel” if you know what I’m sayin’.

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 28, 2017

NOOOOOOOOO!! THIS CANT HAPPEN!! pic.twitter.com/CblzlIvJVT

— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) August 28, 2017

When youve been waiting for Dany&Jon to get together and it finally happens-as Bran narrates the story of how theyre related. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/ayxwY3EKpY

— Alyssa Doyle Labare (@lysslabare) August 28, 2017

I'm convinced that George R.R. Martin wrote #GameOfThrones solely to convince the world that incest is okay under the right circumstances…

— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) August 28, 2017

ME, WATCHING GAME OF THRONES SEASON 1: wtf is up with all the incest

ME, BY SEASON 7: incest is probably the only real love there is

— Baegar Targaryen (@TVsCarlKinsella) August 14, 2017

When you're super happy that Jon and Daenerys finally hooked up but then remember its incest #GameofThronesFinale pic.twitter.com/ITJugdjlF6

— Jake Montgomery (@JakeM0NTGOMERY) August 28, 2017

Just when we thought the episode may have already peaked, Bran had a vision of something that may or may not be happening in real time: Tormund and Beric at The Wall witnessing the Night King on his ice dragon destroying The Wall in this amazing scene.

Last scene of Season 7 finale of #GameofThrones with DMX's "X Gon' Give It To Ya" is perfection

pic.twitter.com/Dfx6X6J5LB

— Culture Mag (@culturemag_) August 28, 2017

#GameOfThrones

The wall has stood for thousands of years

Ice Dragon: "Hold my beer" pic.twitter.com/I2pBh9Rakm

— Mark Smith (@M_Miscreant) August 28, 2017

Tormund & Beric when they saw the Ice Dragon…. #DemThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/D9JMRA3Fqi

— bigmike (@mikelowkey) August 28, 2017

Dragon said “Jon ain’t the only thing tearing walls up tonight!!!”

— The Adam (@AdamMichaelJr) August 28, 2017

Night King looks like he's on one of those 25c rides in front of the grocery store #GoT #GameofThrones #GameOfThronesFinale #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/d2l9kK2abR

— Tori Rudacille (@TeeRudyEternity) August 28, 2017

They're going to build a new wall, and the Night King will pay for it.

— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) August 28, 2017

Branden Stark built the Wall and Branden Stark got the Wall destroyed. And also the Night King could be Branden Stark

— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) August 28, 2017

night king shot his shot pic.twitter.com/w2O0nJ7D0h

— martin rickman (@martinrickman) August 28, 2017

TORMUND BETTER HAVE SOMEHOW SURVIVED THAT BECAUSE HIM AND BRIENNE STILL NEED TO MAKE MONSTER BABIES THAT CONQUER THE WORLD #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/icg1gpyf4Z

— kathleen (@kathleen_hanley) August 28, 2017

"We're gonna need a bigger wall." #GameOfThrones

— Erik Tanouye (@toyns) August 28, 2017

All in all, it was a productive season:

— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) August 28, 2017

But some alleged viewers were definitely bluffing…

— Martha Kelly (@MarthaKelly3) August 28, 2017

WOW THAT THRONE REALLY GOT GAMED AMIRITE

— Every Tweet Ever (@EveryTweet_Ever) August 28, 2017

And some were just happy the season was over…

FRIEND: oh i didn't know you watched game of thrones

ME: i don't

— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) August 27, 2017

Finally, time for Ballers!

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 28, 2017