This ‘Deadpool 2’ Teaser Channels Bob Ross Before Dropping The First Footage

“God I love cocaine. So much.” That’s according to a very Bob Ross-like Deadpool in the intro to this red band teaser for Deadpool 2. The first footage from the film debuts about 90 seconds into the video, but you’ll want to sit through the introduction. It’s so relaxing. And informative. Did you know you shouldn’t eat the paint Where was this advice before I got mercury poisoning

As for the footage, it’s as amped-up as you’d expect from director David Leitch of John Wick and Atomic Blonde.

Along with the video comes this completely accurate official synopsis for Deadpool 2.

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor — finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

That seems legit. And so do these posters.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 9, 2017

My secret to a proper stuffing Gentle hands, heavy eye contact, and bundles of thyme. #DeadHouseKeeping #Deadpool pic.twitter.com/WOhhmkJJe3

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 9, 2017

Sweet nuts and a creamy clam (dip) always make the Merc’s mouth merry. https://t.co/1fGLcvb3T8 @goodhousemag #DeadHouseKeeping pic.twitter.com/JSSJLnIeMd

— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) November 10, 2017

Deadpool 2 opens June 1st, 2018.