Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom doesn’t open until June 22nd, but that hasn’t stopped Universal Pictures from making announcements about the next Jurassic Park sequel after it. So far we’ve only seen a couple of trailers — the first trailer in December and the Super Bowl trailer earlier this month — for Fallen Kingdom, but Universal seems certain about its success and is already hyping Jurassic World 3, announcing a release date of June 11th, 2021.
— Jurassic World (@JurassicWorld) February 21, 2018
This is an optimistic move, but have you also considered Chris Pratt petting a baby dinosaur Yeah, it’ll do okay.
Nonetheless, some people on Twitter weren’t sure about the announcement. Some among them were quick to decry the spoiler:
— Exhibitor Relations (@ERCboxoffice) February 21, 2018
Great, now we know how Jurassic World 2 ends!
"I'm here to talk to you about the Clever Girl Initiative" #JurassicWorld3 pic.twitter.com/LWPqNWaSNZ
— Midnight Meateo Train (@spookshowcinema) February 21, 2018
And one of the most common responses was to wonder if Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom had already opened and we all just missed it:
— Carolyn Petit (@carolynmichelle) February 21, 2018
Another common response was to make jokes about announcing a third (sixth) movie so soon:
— Weird Shit Podcast (@WeirdShitPod) February 21, 2018
Jurassic Park 5: Jurassic World 2 isn't even out yet and they've already announced Jurassic Park 6: Jurassic World 3.
— Tony Thaxton (@tonythaxton) February 21, 2018
Some people were skeptical:
— Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) February 21, 2018
jurassic world 2 looks like people running around the world's most grey and boring forest while a mountain explodes a mile away. i'm sure jurassic world 3 will be great
— Wichita Onlineman (@Yelix) February 21, 2018
Others made helpful suggestions about the potential plot lines:
— Natasha Rothwell (@natasharothwell) February 21, 2018
Just once I'd love to have an R-rated Jurassic Park movie so we can really see what them dinosaurs can do.
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 21, 2018
Jurassic World 3 better be set millions of years in the future with dinosaur scientists that bring humans back to life and then the humans fuck up the whole planet.
Otherwise I'm not interested.
— Cinema Stan (@TheCinemaStan) February 21, 2018
Honestly psyched for Jurassic World 3 pic.twitter.com/wUZVjXshiC
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) February 21, 2018
Others showed up to volunteer as a fact checker:
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) February 18, 2018
Jurassic Parks don't kill people. The dinosaurs contained WITHIN Jurassic Parks kill people.
— Lon Harris (@Lons) February 22, 2018
And some just stated the obvious reason for the sequels to keep coming:
— One Perfect Shot (@OnePerfectShot) February 21, 2018
Speaking of obvious reasons for the sequels to keep coming, a few people stumbled upon the economic reason these parks — and these movies — will just keep on getting made:
— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) February 21, 2018
the fact that they keep building jurassic parks despite repeated catastrophe is the most realistic thing about the series imo
— Greg Afinogenov (@athenogenes) February 22, 2018
Honestly As long as they keep having corporate stooge villains get violently eaten at the end, I’ll keep paying to see Jurassic Park movies no matter the quality.
— Azriel Estrada C-137 (@DeadMansHat) February 22, 2018
Jurassic World 3: Corporate Stooges Get Eaten And Chris Pratt Maybe Pets TWO Baby Dinosaurs opens June 11th, 2021.