If ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Gets Remade, Fans On The Internet Have Some Better Ideas

— Scott Stamper (@DerfelBarada) June 23, 2018

Star Wars: The Last Jedi just started streaming on Netflix today, but not everyone seems to be happy about it. First there was the “De-Feminized Fanedit,” a 46 minute-long edit that removed several scenes with female characters, resulting in a cut that made no sense but was totally alpha or something. Speaking of alphas who definitely aren’t creeps, supposed “fans” of Star Wars reportedly harassed Vietnamese-American actress Kelly Marie Tran (who played Rose Tico) to the point where she left social media earlier this month. Keeping up with the theme of “having a normal one” online, a Twitter campaign started last Wednesday to remake The Last Jedi. The Twitter account claimed to have a “team of producers” willing to cover the $200 million budget to remake the movie to “save Star Wars,” a promise that prompted funny responses from Seth Rogen, director Rian Johnson, and others.

The jokes have continued on Twitter all week, with other people offering up their own ideas for a Star Wars: The Last Jedi remake:

— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) June 21, 2018

I will pay for a remake of the remake of The Last Jedi, starring only corgis.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) June 24, 2018

My Last Jedi changes:

1. Change BB-8 into a wise cracking donkey

2. Make Adam driver really short

3. Poe is a swashbuckling cat

4. Rey is green now

5. Shrek. it’s basically just shrek

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) June 21, 2018

INT. DEATH STAR III – NIGHT, BECAUSE THIS IS STAR WARS AND THIS IS THE SKY

Kylo Ren, shirtless: After all this time, I've finally realized. The real Star War . . . was with myself. https://t.co/iPevX1bAa4

— Carrie Wittmer (@carriesnotscary) June 21, 2018

wow these guys might really be onto something pic.twitter.com/pY8srM5Bep

— Scott Wampler™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) June 21, 2018

TLJ remake Luke: hello rey. i'm here on this island on a top secret jedi mission to discover a mystical artifact that will defeat snoke, who is a clone of emperor palpatine. it's a special lightsaber that is a new unseen colour. also, i am your father

— Shaun (@shaun_jen) June 21, 2018

Ok, how about this, they pay for a The Last Jedi remake, and it's exactly the same but all the actors have to make their own laser and lightsaber noises.

— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) June 21, 2018

I'm raising capital for a remake of The Last Jedi except all the roles are played by dinosaurs. #JurassicJedi

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) June 22, 2018

wow these leaked pages from the Star Wars Last Jedi Remake screenplay are amazing pic.twitter.com/1OGH0FU910

— dom nero (@dominicknero) June 21, 2018

If I had $200 mil to remake Last Jedi, I’d hire Rian Johnson to redo it under absurd constraints like The Five Obstructions. Kylo Ren played by a different actor in every shot. Special effects only done in tech available in 1933. Poe Dameron always offscreen.

— Erik M. Gregersen (@erikgregersen) June 21, 2018

I'm going to remake The Last Jedi remake and make every character a LADY and have Luke Skywalker marry six porgs in a trenchcoat.

— Alicia Lutes (@alicialutes) June 21, 2018

Proposed The Last Jedi "Fan" Remake pic.twitter.com/D6F1hmV34j

— Retro: Pride Month Enthusiast ️‍ (@ThatRetro) June 21, 2018

Some people’s remake ideas focused on getting their faves to make out:

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) June 21, 2018

My remake of THE LAST JEDI will just be Poe and Finn making out for two hours while BB-8 plays lookout. Give me money.

— Donna Dickens (@MildlyAmused) June 21, 2018

Things I Will Fix in The Last Jedi:

1. Leia and Holdo kiss

2. Luke = more crotchety

3. Kylo Ren and Rey sing a funny duet about becoming friends in their mind-link set to a montage of Rey pissing off the nuns

4. Kylo Ren actually never wears a shirt now and is wider every scene

— Kivan, King of Cups (he/him) (@KivaBay) June 21, 2018

Some uncovered conspiracies:

— Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers) June 13, 2018

Others kept their eyes focused on the future:

— Graham Thomson (@grhmthmsn) June 21, 2018

As a society we terrorized a kid in 2003 for playing out a lightsaber fight yet for some reason allow this new modern vile Star Wars fan to exist. Ostracize them.

— Eric Szyszka (@ericszyszka) June 20, 2018

For future reference if you want to write “lost and angry men, desperate for attention, intimacy, and status, flailing blindly against enemies real and imagined in pursuit of a mythical final state of deathless masculine godhead” you can save time by just writing “dudes”.

— "The Hokage of Crunch" Jake Young (@BestJakeYoung) June 21, 2018

Some maintained a positive outlook:

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) June 21, 2018

here is my official review of Star Wars The Last Jedi:

all movies are a miracle. it’s a teeny tiny play you can watch on your computer any time you want. your ancestors would have dropped to their knees and wept in pure wonderment. show some goddamn gratitude you shitheels

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) June 6, 2018

Oh my god, sorry to brag about that #actorslife but I just booked a part in The Last Jedi remake. Which part, you ask

Let’s just say meesa thinks you’re gonna be excited

— Reed Brice (@thatdangdingus) June 21, 2018

But some remain skeptical:

— rachel jane andelman (@rajandelman) June 21, 2018

If only there were a franchise, something really popular we all could've grow up watching, about how it's never ok to give into anger and hate, even to protect the things you love. https://t.co/edNeAP3DMe

— Living Marble (@living_marble) June 5, 2018

Fake nerd girl: I love Star Wars! I'm a big fan!

True fan: Oh yeah Harass five cast members. I'll wait

— Shaun (@shaun_jen) June 7, 2018