HBO
HBO is 45 years young, or nearly a half-century old, making it the longest running pay cable service still in existence. At first the channel was mostly about movies and sports; it took four months for them to even air a TV special, and that was about the Pennsylvania Polka Festival. But eventually, with baby steps, they became the originators of Peak TV. Once they birthed The Sopranos in 1999, the rest was history, leading up to things like the Watchmen reboot and Game of Thrones-themed whiskey.
Thursday, HBO’s social media crew decided some humblebragging was in order. They asked Twitter to name the channel’s greatest character.
— HBO (@HBO) October 4, 2018
The results were all over the place. Some went with current characters; others delved deep into their back catalogue. (Few, far as we could tell, mentioned any of the footballers on their early show 1st & 10, nor Arli$$.) Most people, though, have ignored the whole “500 words or less” part and merely communicated in the way most people do these days: via gifs.
First off, there was some debate about exactly who is the MVP of their biggest current hit, Game of Thrones:
— Paul Santasieri (@paulie_nuts) October 4, 2018
Say someone else. I dare you pic.twitter.com/y7m8AKBycd
— J (@Jibson__) October 4, 2018
Cersei of the House Lannister. -The End pic.twitter.com/GhrQP6O0uI
— GrayArea (@ThisGrayArea) October 5, 2018
Others went with Tony Soprano, a character that took HBO, and television in general, next level:
— Travis Stone (@TravisStone) October 5, 2018
A picture’s worth a thousand words so here you go: pic.twitter.com/8Mt8Wr1Wkr
— Big Moist (@FrankieFierYo) October 5, 2018
Adriana LaCerva. Pathos and hilarity, a fantastic performance. Indelible ending. All these years later I still crave a spinoff where she secretly survived. pic.twitter.com/7vMeUk9hsB
— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) October 5, 2018
Some Deadwood fans had their say, mostly celebrating the revival movie:
— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) October 5, 2018
Al Swearengen pic.twitter.com/TLp4Iwv8ic
— Jon Weisnewski (@sharkeatsman) October 5, 2018
Or maybe this honor should go to another Western anti-hero, from Westworld:
— DeeJ (@DeeJ_BNG) October 5, 2018
Either way, Al Swearengen would fit right in with the creatively profane team of Veep:
— Kaitlin Menza (@heykmenz) October 5, 2018
Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ fellow Seinfeld alum got some love:
— (@ZayIntheLife) October 5, 2018
As did Curb Your Enthusiasm episode-stealer JB Smoove:
— Lou Conti (@MJPPrincipal) October 6, 2018
Speaking of anti-heroes, few HBO characters as anti-heroic as Kenny Powers, of Eastbound and Down:
— woods (@thestevenwoods) October 5, 2018
But there’s always his buddy Stevie Janowski:
— Matt Sperling (@Mattynuke4) October 5, 2018
Some went way into the past. Perhaps you forgot you had to pay to watch Fraggle Rock:
— C.W. Roederer (@cwroederer) October 5, 2018
Ditto the puppet host of Tales from the Crypt:
— ✝️Keith (@JurassicKeith) October 5, 2018
Mr. Show was largely ignored in its day, but it’s had a rich after life, and it birthed so many future legends, from leads Bob Odenkirk and David Cross themselves to people like Paul F. Tompkins and the great Jay Johnston:
— Josh (@Livestock) October 5, 2018
Before Homeland, Damian Lewis was a stand-out on Band of Brothers:
— Korp Stroganoff (@TheRealEGWallin) October 5, 2018
Oh, and Entourage was a show:
— Juan Carlos Viveros (@jcvvvvvvvvv) October 5, 2018
And someone remembers Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom:
— October 13 (@october13shop) October 5, 2018
It would also probably be illegal if someone didn’t drop in a gif of Matthew McConaughey on True Detective:
— Gina Foti (@gina__foti) October 5, 2018
Of course, the real winner was from The Wire, and chosen by musician and actor John Lurie:
— John Lurie (@lurie_john) October 5, 2018
Then again, maybe the MVP is Omar’s one-time accomplice, hitman and bowtie enthusiast Brother Mouzone:
— Cooper Thompson⚾️ (@TaxedThoughts) October 5, 2018