We finally saw the first trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming followup Spider-Man: Far From Home on Tuesday, and since then people have been making jokes and speculating about what it might spoil from Avengers: Endgame and who the villains really are, since Jake Gyllenhaal’s Mysterio was being portrayed as a hero (for now).
Speaking of Jake Gyllenhaal (we always do), he nearly played Spider-Man in the Sam Raimi movies starring Tobey Maguire. As Eugene Lee Yang on Twitter summed it up, “Them: what generation do you belong to Me: the one old enough to have wanted Jake Gyllenhaal to play Spider-Man but young enough to see him grow up to play Mysterio.”
Mysterio seemed to be the subject of most of the jokes (and thirst tweets) people have been making on Twitter, but before we get to the people who definitely “want any part of this,” let’s state the obvious. Yes, some “dead” characters are looking surprisingly healthy in this trailer:
— DONNY CATES (@Doncates) January 15, 2019
So when does Spider-Man Far From Home take place cause shouldn’t Peter be a baseball infield still
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) January 15, 2019
Marvel: "Oh, we're being sneaky. No one knows what's happening in 'End Game.' Is Spider-Man and Nick Fury really dead You have to wait and see!"
Also Marvel: "LOOK AT THIS SPIDER-MAN TRAILER! Nick Fury is in it! LOOK AT IT!"
— B.J. Mendelson (@BJMendelson) January 15, 2019
Spotted a huge blooper in the Spiderman trailer: Spiderman is dead. Movie is impossible. Next.
— Carl Newman (@ACNewman) January 15, 2019
People still aren’t ready to believe Tony Stark might not have made it back to Earth:
People: Here is the evidence that Tony Stark is dead.
Me: pic.twitter.com/6aeEOiN5Tk
— The Marvel Fandom (@TheMarvelFandom) January 15, 2019
For a “pile of ashes,” Nick Fury is looking good:
— peyton (@murdockxcastle) January 15, 2019
Ned: *hits the floor*
Peter: *slow turn around*
Nick Fury: So nice to finally meet you, Spider-Man.#SpidermanFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/H2JqvQ36LX
— Spectacular Spoiler League (@HallofSpoilers) January 15, 2019
Say "What" Again, Peter Parker. I Double Dare You. #SpiderManFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/3mb2ZViKAa
— Charlie Schneider (@AwesomEmergency) January 15, 2019
You know who else is looking good Mysterio, according to a preponderance of tweets:
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 15, 2019
Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio looks SO FREAKING DOPE! #SpiderManFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/ns2OsxVlx1
— (@itsjustanx) January 15, 2019
The most impressive thing that #Marvel has ever done is make this guy sexy. #Mysterio #SpiderManFarFromeHome pic.twitter.com/IjtY5Ci8R1
— David Opie (@DavidOpie) January 15, 2019
The fact that Marvel Studios can turn one of Spider-Man's weirdest villains (Mysterio) into a complete bad-ass is beyond amazing, I mean look at this guy he has a frkn fish bowl on his head pic.twitter.com/5T08JlAeWo
— Josh (@LookTheresJosh) January 15, 2019
You don't want any part of this. #Mysterio pic.twitter.com/mkXEIk1Nlj
— ULTRAKiLLBLAST (@ultrakillblast) January 15, 2019
First look at Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio in #SpiderManFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/QNsMYiUGFB
— Taran Spruell (@i_r_Taran) January 15, 2019
mysterio, yet another villain i will end up loving #SpidermanFarFromHome pic.twitter.com/Vr7AvMUYSc
— naomi (@marvelunsolved) January 15, 2019
Me and about 98% of the fandom watching #Mysterio in #SpiderManFarFromHome trailer be like….. pic.twitter.com/mjl4oo9zgD
— Meisha jihad yudhiana (@Meishajeey) January 15, 2019
fuck mysterio but also FUCK mysterio you know
— fari (@injusticejason) January 15, 2019
i dont care what mysterio’s motives are in the movie i support him 100 percent
— jaz (mysterio fucker) (@tomftmarvel) January 15, 2019
Spider-Man / Spider-Man / Glad a Gyllenhaal’s in this one / is he bad Is he good / being vague like Mysterio should #SpiderManFarFromHome
— Emily Gaudette (@emilygmonster) January 15, 2019
And no movie taking place in Europe would be complete without a timely Brexit joke:
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) January 15, 2019
Some people are already planning the next sequel:
— Kieran Shiach (@KingImpulse) January 15, 2019
And others are just looking for answers:
— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) January 15, 2019
Avengers: Endgame opens this April 26th, followed by Spider-Man: Far From Home on July 5th.
(Hat tip to Buzzfeed and We Got This Covered)