The Funniest Twitter Jokes About Super Bowl LIII And The Halftime Show

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 3, 2019

Super Bowl LIII is finally done boring viewers with its lack of point scoring and preponderance of commercials for tax software. But some interesting things did come out of the big game. We got to see new teasers for Avengers: Endgame, The Handmaid’s Tale, Toy Story 4, and Jordan Peele’s Us and his The Twilight Zone reboot. The Bud Knight finally died (dilly dilly in hell, you smug bastard). The halftime show involved Maroon 5, Travis Scott, Big Boi, and a lost shirt. SpongeBob SquarePants even made a surprise appearance during the halftime show, a too short appearance according to some.

On Twitter, people were reacting to the game in real time, which involved a lot of jokes at Maroon 5’s expense:

— Claire Suddath (@clairesuddath) February 4, 2019

This tweet is perhaps more accurate than she intended it to be, as several people also tweeted pictures of pillows purchased at Target that resembled the Maroon 5 frontman:

— Jessie (@CourtJesster83) February 4, 2019

Other items around the house were also compared to Adam Levine:

— Austen Hardley (@iTzHardley_21) February 4, 2019

why is adam levine out here looking like my chair pic.twitter.com/zzJzQL3jdb

— Liz Gillespie (@lizzygillespie) February 4, 2019

Who wore it better #adamlevine vs my chair #SuperBowl2019 pic.twitter.com/tr8O0mMYjb

— Splinterswerve.com (@5plinterswerve) February 4, 2019

Adam Levine is deadass wearing one of my kitchen towels #SuperBowlLlll #HalftimeShow pic.twitter.com/0akWsb2nBm

— Eve☠️ (@eveofrevolution) February 4, 2019

Pretty sure Adam Levine’s shirt was cut from my curtains.. pic.twitter.com/er9pD6SKPI

— Machine Gun Melly (@mel_caless42) February 4, 2019

And he still didn’t escape the jokes when he took his shirt off.

Adam Levine made super bowl history by being the first person to perform a half time show wearing one of those fake tattoo shirts pic.twitter.com/PWZoGV6mFx

— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) February 4, 2019

Adam Levine is tattooed like he's the main character in Memento but the mystery is where he left his Juul. pic.twitter.com/FxBAxOPnsG

— Amanda Smith (@AmandaRTubbs) February 4, 2019

It’s not that I hate tattoos, I just don’t like such blatant product placement pic.twitter.com/QcACtX5Vi9

— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) February 4, 2019

Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent

— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) February 4, 2019

Twitter users joked about more than just the halftime show, but there were a lot of jokes about the halftime show:

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 4, 2019

I know nothing about Maroon 5, but I did recognize that last song because I have often been to Walgreens.

— phillip anderson (@phillipanderson) February 4, 2019

Maroon 5: music to buy car insurance to

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 4, 2019

Adam Levine tryna dance next to Travis Scott is PEAK white dad pic.twitter.com/2bPS9RHecT

— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) February 4, 2019

They invited Adam Levine to the barbecue and it’s not going as planned. He brought the potato salad with raisins in it.

— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) February 4, 2019

The way Adam Levine looks when he is sort of half-dancing very near a famous rapper. That’s how I feel all the time.

— Sean Clements (@SeanClements) February 4, 2019

#SuperBowl Adam Levine dancing next to Big Boi: pic.twitter.com/N3oyieCqFq

— Kyle Jemison (@KyleJemison) February 4, 2019

Sad to see Maroon 5 sell out like this.

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) February 4, 2019

Maroon 5 is what would happen if your Sims escaped your computer and started a band

— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 4, 2019

Maroon 5 is the Beyonce of Old Navy.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 4, 2019

This halftime show is worse than when my parents got divorced.

— mark hoppus. (@markhoppus) February 4, 2019

I kinda wish I had never called anything terrible in my whole life so I could’ve saved it for this halftime show.

— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) February 4, 2019

Prince's halftime show crown is safe for another year and whatnot.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) February 4, 2019

People also shared vital information about Super Bowl history and how to tell if something is football or hockey:

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) February 3, 2019

all u need to know about football is no zamboni

— jamieloftus (@jamieloftusHELP) February 3, 2019

But perhaps more than anything, folks complained about how uneventful this game was, it being the lowest-scoring Super Bowl ever.

— Joe Bereta of The Valleyfolk (@joebereta) February 3, 2019

Live look at the guy whose controlling the scoreboard:#SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/liaUM0JGSR

— Tom vdm (@TVDMolen) February 4, 2019

This is like watching ambien

— Andy Cohen (@Andy) February 4, 2019

A Super Bowl that goes down in history for setting the record for longest punt would be like an orgy you mostly remember for the amount of Purell that was used afterwards.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 4, 2019

These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 4, 2019

One team doesn’t get to win, the other team has to have dinner with Trump, and we all had to watch Maroon 5, so everybody loses today.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 4, 2019

Jesus if I wanted to be incredibly fucking bored for several hours by eleven dudes from Massachusetts I’d just sit in almost any comedy writers room

— Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) February 4, 2019

The announcers are making fun of how boring the game is. I don’t recall that ever happening before in the #SuperBowl. And it’s hard to blame them.

— Mike Greenberg (@Espngreeny) February 4, 2019

This is the Maroon 5 of Super Bowls

— Joe Bereta of The Valleyfolk (@joebereta) February 4, 2019

(Hat tip to Mashable and Buzzfeed)