‘Avengers: Endgame’ Inspires Twitter Jokes About Hawkeye’s Hair, Thor Meeting Captain Marvel, And More

— Rob (@robshentz) March 14, 2019

The second trailer for Avengers: Endgame arrived unexpectedly on Thursday morning (first trailer here), and — as with the previous trailer — people had strong feelings about it. Some were making jokes about the presumed “Quantum Realm” outfits:

— Kenny Keil (@kennykeil) March 14, 2019

Me, in my brand new outfit from Marshalls on the first day of school pic.twitter.com/xKfhu9EhLz

— Ashley Burns (@MayorBurnsy) March 14, 2019

Fabulous new outfits, wonder where they got them, hold on a minute is that…. #AvengersEndgame #WhateverItTakes @BradBirdA113 @Russo_Brothers pic.twitter.com/tFzfDBB0iJ

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) March 14, 2019

Others wondered what everyone (except Thor and Okoye) was looking at:

— BossLogic (@Bosslogic) March 14, 2019

Speaking of Goose the “cat”, the all-Goose Captain Marvel poster now has an Avengers: Endgame edition:

Most of the jokes, however, were all about Hawkeye’s new look:

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 14, 2019

Gonna assume Hawkeye's hairdresser turned to dust mid-cut #AvengersEndgame pic.twitter.com/eMWmfpQr0p

— Cam Williams (@MrCamW) March 14, 2019

Avengers: Arcade Fire pic.twitter.com/zQo55t5eRz

— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) March 14, 2019

Oh I'm sorry, can YOU do a better job cutting your own hair with boomerang arrows pic.twitter.com/pHXmGeZDgZ

— Kibblesmith is G-10 @ #C2E2 ☃️ (@kibblesmith) March 14, 2019

when ur dad listens to K-pop precisely once pic.twitter.com/RNJA6Zo9CU

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) March 14, 2019

pic.twitter.com/mnydrztO8p

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 14, 2019

“So will that be a 2 or a 3”

Hawkeye: Uhhhh pic.twitter.com/abUxwKCXh3

— Thank You Stan Lee (@ForAllNerds) March 14, 2019

And we could speculate all day about whether the Russo Brothers are teasing a future Kate Bishop appearance here:

— Thank You Stan Lee (@ForAllNerds) March 14, 2019

On Thursday, people were angry about Marvel leaving Danai Gurira’s name off of the top line of the poster. Marvel quickly released a corrected poster. In all of that kerfuffle, people must not have noticed this movie is in the A Star Is Born extended universe:

— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) March 14, 2019

Folks also had strong feelings about the scene at the end of the trailer when Thor meets (and likes) Captain Marvel:

— Aravis ♡ CM SPOILERS (@hijosdegondor) March 14, 2019

And help I already want a buddy cop movie with Thor and Carol #AvengersEndgame

— Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers) March 14, 2019

Wait, Brie Larson is in the ENDGAME trailer! But I head from YouTube channel CoolDudeMoviesBro that Kevin Feige was considering reshooting the entire movie to cut her out!

— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) March 14, 2019

you fools. you buffons. hes trying to get Valkyrie a date https://t.co/4yTfEx4OMl

— babs (@OR0R0MUNROE) March 14, 2019

The jokes continued, speculating on exactly how doomed Thanos (and certain Avengers) are:

Black Widow: *pew pew pew*

— mobbdeen (@Deen8) March 14, 2019

HAWKEYE: Whatever it takes

[readies arrows from quiver]

BLACK WIDOW: Whatever it takes

[fires off round after round of ammunition]

ANT-MAN: Whatever it takes.

[lifts pencil] pic.twitter.com/DK3NtIHTqm

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 14, 2019

AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) pic.twitter.com/IBQAP3bo5t

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 14, 2019

thanos when carol and thor use their powers to kill him pic.twitter.com/h0TuVYMsGb

— meghan (@princeofasgards) March 14, 2019

Me going into #AvengersEndgame knowing I paid money to see all my favorite characters die.

pic.twitter.com/1fVHQwVQz1

— Black Vinny (@BlackVKM) March 14, 2019

Thanos is about to yee his last haw #AvengersEndgame pic.twitter.com/H4H4aGXpnl

— Emily (@emilyycos) March 14, 2019

Wong is probably safe, though…

— Naima Cochrane (@naima) March 14, 2019

"Oh y'all back Bet. I'll be here if you need me, just hit my line." pic.twitter.com/8ZvjBiJLai

— Puneet Singh (@puneetsingh) March 14, 2019

And we can’t wait to see what stories these characters may tackle next:

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) December 11, 2018

Avengers: Endgame opens April 26th, followed by Thor Must Teach Kindergarten hopefully soon.