Forget Baseball, America’s New Pastime Is Figuring Out Which ‘Florida Man’ You Are

The last four winners of Time‘s Person of the Year award are Angela Merkel, Donald Trump, the Silence Breakers, and the Guardians. When will Florida Man get his due That quirky individual, who’s gotten himself into all kinds of shenanigans in “America’s wang,” has supplied the internet (and therefore, the world) with so much wonderful material since the meme was birthed in 2013. Who can forget the time Florida Man offered a chicken-for-sex deal to an undercover cop, or when he fell asleep behind the wheel while holding a burrito, or almost burned down an ICU ward after gifting his friend a crack rock

There’s a Florida Man in all of us, but which Florida Man Is it the Florida Man who chased away convenience store customers with an alligator, or the Florida (Wo)Man who bit a spring breaker’s face for littering A recent tweet will help you figure that out. “EVERYBODY google ‘florida man’ followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get,” tweeted @g_pratimaaa before adding what they got (“mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor”). Mine is, “Florida Man on Flakka Thinks He’s Possessed, Strips Naked, Disrupts Traffic on I-95,” which, yeah, sounds about right.

— swervin merv (@g_pratimaaa) March 19, 2019

Let’s what see other Florida People got.

— lijah (@ElijahMccabe3) March 21, 2019

#FloridaMan July 7 pic.twitter.com/5jmHUaRuBO

— H0LD MY BEAR (@H0LD_MY_BEAR) March 21, 2019

#FloridaMan those pesky squirrels pic.twitter.com/ZaSJpDR52j

— Michael O'Brien (@mickobtoonarmy) March 21, 2019

My #FloridaMan Story is hardcore. Don’t mess with people who go to bingo. pic.twitter.com/hk45HeUBc3

— BuddhaBabe (@WillowBuddha) March 21, 2019

Where do I collect my prize #floridaman pic.twitter.com/kkxyQeTPns

— Patrick Joy (@JetSet024) March 21, 2019

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— Joshua Kohn (@kohnjoshua) March 21, 2019

#FloridaMan is my spirit animal pic.twitter.com/hzWpYpT6Nx

— Ashley (@acsWapkonnJoj) March 21, 2019

So this is fun, google #FloridaMan plus your birthday and see what comes up. Mine is on brand pic.twitter.com/u1xSnWANl7

— Margo Price (@MissMargoPrice) March 21, 2019

My #FloridaMan pt.1. #priceless pic.twitter.com/74OWMmfnNi

— Tiffany Castro-Tremblay (@TWCastro7) March 21, 2019

July 13#FloridaMan

…how did he manage to stab someone when he doesn't have arms pic.twitter.com/45o2WREFZX

— WindWolf (@The_WindWolf) March 21, 2019

LMFAOOOOO I WHEEZED #FloridaMan pic.twitter.com/o3tKkiamro

— bri ☀️ (@glowinbri) March 21, 2019

@ozpatton I don't know if Im the sleepin lady or the dog your turn! #FloridaMan pic.twitter.com/pSk7L0yxNv

— The Voice In My Head Is George Wallace (@meowdi5000) March 21, 2019

Best challenge of 2019 so far.

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window. #floridaman #floridamanchallenge pic.twitter.com/pK8QLCuKS6

— PACK MA'S (@PACKMAS2) March 21, 2019

Florida Man can sometimes take a dark turn, though.

— Jeremy (@GermanyKearns) March 21, 2019

But don’t worry, there’s a Florida Woman, too.

— Florida Woman (@_Flor1daWoman) July 11, 2016