Big Little Lies‘ second season launched last week on HBO with Meryl Streep’s Mary Louise unnerving the Monterey Five and, in the process, unleashing a scream that will undoubtedly become a centerpiece of the next awards season. However, Laura Dern’s Renata began this batch of episodes in an equally strong manner, and during Sunday night’s episode, she figuratively told Mary Louise to hold her overpriced martini. The so-called “limited series” arguably boasts more collective talent than any other current primetime cast, all rolling in a melodramatic stew. Dern previously told us that she “could have no more fun than playing Renata, my god,” and she recently confirmed to Vogue that this role is a “delicious opportunity.”
Indeed, and while it’s early call to make, Renata’s staking a major claim on this season’s satire-tinged drama. If not for the existence of Meryl scream, Dern’s ridiculously successful, legitimately hard-working CEO character would have nabbed much of the attention during the season premiere while dancing on her own balcony, celebrating her fabulous life during a photoshoot.
Not that I’m pitting women against each other here. Nope, Big Little Lies is a culmination of glorious performances, each boosting the rest of the series up to steeper heights — even if one would never have suspected fine acting while only being aware of the soapy-film atop each story arc. Well, co-star Reese Witherspoon popped onto Twitter to hint at even greater Renata moments to come shortly before episode two began. (What homicide investigation)
— Reese Witherspoon (@ReeseW) June 10, 2019
Sure enough, things got juicier. In episode two, Renata’s husband, Gordon, who (until now) seemed to be content living in her shadow while wearing tracksuits, got busted by the feds for a number of white collar crimes, including securities fraud and wire fraud. Not only did he put himself on the hook, but he gambled the marital money pool, which threatens to send Renata’s perfect life crashing down around her. And Renata — after painstakingly building her empire — spent several scenes losing her mind while screeching through a meltdown (which HBO has partially made available on YouTube). The audience loved it, and Laura Dern screeching, “I will not not be rich!” has become a legitimate social media moment.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 17, 2019
Laura Dern is everything #BigLittleLies pic.twitter.com/SLHSv4esqx
— hamday (@hamdiabdi94) June 17, 2019
laura dern screaming “i will not NOT be rich” will be the most iconic moment of the second season of #BigLittleLies i’m calling it now pic.twitter.com/iUyCPs9Qi7
— Sonya Desai (@SonyaDesai) June 17, 2019
Laura Dern screaming I WILL NOT NOT BE RICH is iconic #BigLittleLies pic.twitter.com/Q5i7x3fk4I
— Chelsea Cirruzzo (@ChelseaCirruzzo) June 17, 2019
A number of delicious dialogue lines followed, including Renata blazing down the highway in a Tesla, dumping Gordon on the side of the road, and telling him in no uncertain terms that their sex life was over.
— Bus Rodent (@hayliebswenson) June 17, 2019
Needless to say, people couldn’t get enough of Dern ironically screaming, “Will somebody give the woman a moment”
— Andrea Lesmes (@andrealesmes_) June 17, 2019
Laura Dern/Renata is a fucking show stealer PERIOD #BigLittlesLies pic.twitter.com/lECvfvxyWp
— lauren (@stevenancys) June 17, 2019
My life was meaningless before Laura Dern became Renata Klein. #BLL2 pic.twitter.com/EKJDV0t016
— Jamie Jirak (@JamieCinematics) June 17, 2019
Laura Dern is alive when we are, and it is a blessing we do not deserve. pic.twitter.com/t3WpRRNVzI
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 17, 2019
Don’t watch Laura Dern drive a Tesla down a highway while screaming “WILL SOMEBODY GIVE THE WOMAN A MOMENT” & flashing both of her middle fingers through her car window & sunroof & tell me we aren’t living in the Golden Age of Television.#BigLittleLies
— keaton kilde (@keatonkildebell) June 17, 2019
Watch the highway portion of the meltdown below. This one won’t be forgotten at the Emmys, the Globes, and by viewers at large.