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Awkwafina is Nora From Queens (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — “Not Today” is the name of the episode, and are we talking about … Satan The story involves a family fight and a bad dye job, so Satan sounds about right.
Howie Mandel’s 5th Annual All-Star Comedy Gala (CW, 8:00 p.m.) — Recorded at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, Howie Mandel’s hosting the special with stand-up performances from Ronny Chieng, Cameron Esposito, Alonzo Bodden, Anjelah Johnson, Rachel Bloom, Fortune Feimster, and more.
The Goldbergs (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — A party at Dave Kim’s house leads to Adam trying to be cool, and Beverly’s now famous because of her cookbook. Cue the dramatics.
Party of Five (Freeform, 9:00 p.m.) — Lucia’s chipping away at her activism mentor for approval, and Val’s attempting to reconnect with mom and dad. Ella’s secret also becomes clear to Beto.
The Magicians (Syfy, 10:00 p.m.) — Margo does feet, and Todd sings a jingle Alright.
Criminal Minds (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) — A year after Rossi nearly died, he’s got new theories about The Chameleon, and the BAU team’s ready for an epic hunt to capture the killer.
Stumptown (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — A client’s incensed that her Hollywood script might have been plagiarized by an ex-classmate, and Angel in Tookie are left in charge of The Bad Alibi. Aaaaand so a party happens.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS (MOSTLY RERUNS)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Chris Pratt, Huey Lewis, Sam Hunt
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Rosario Dawson, Lil Rel Howery, Andre D Thompson
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Laura Dern, Kesha
Late Night With Seth Meyers: Tiffany Haddish, M. Night Shyamalan, SHAED
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Justin Bieber, James Marsden, Anya Taylor-Joy,
A Little Late With Lilly Singh: Ashley Graham