Conservatives Are Predictably Losing It Over The Super Bowl Halftime Show (And Calling It ‘Sexual Anarchy’)

Oh boy. Where to start The lead up to the Super Bowl included reports that Eminem was told not to kneel during the Halftime show. Well, Marshall Mathers did, in fact, kneel as a gesture of solidarity toward Colin Kaepernick. Surely, you’ve seen the moment by now, but just in case you haven’t, it goes down here (shortly after the 11:00 mark), and this was obviously too much for conservatives to handle. The same goes for the entirety of the Halftime show that included Dr. Dre, Kendrick Lamar, Mary J. Bilge, Snoop, and an upside down 50 Cent.

None of this would stand for conservatives, including activist Charlie Kirk, whose tweet genuinely looked like parody (but it wasn’t). “The NFL is now the league of sexual anarchy,” Kirk wrote. “This halftime show should not be allowed on television.”

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) February 14, 2022

AOC (who once called conservatives “creepy weirdos” for their apparent fixation on her looks) had a swift response: “Like I said, weirdos.”

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 14, 2022

And from there, “sexual anarchy” inspired a ton of comebacks.

— alisa smith (@scorpio6920) February 14, 2022

Came on Twitter this morning with 1000 democrats telling me I’m upset because the super bowl halftime show was rap/hip hop and Eminem kneeled while the anthem was not playing. Democrats working really hard to keep racism alive… #RacismNotWelcome #HalfTimeShow

— David Warner (@dswarner62) February 14, 2022

Please, don’t make me start liking football just for the sexual anarchy. pic.twitter.com/X6bcXPNIQb

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) February 14, 2022

I was told there’d be sexual anarchy

— Patrick Radden Keefe (@praddenkeefe) February 14, 2022