Projected Critic lyrics

Pity the projector

It has no choice

On any film running

Give it a voice

Critics speak and write

The movie's good or bad

Matinee of judgement

Marvelous or mad

The mechanical critic

Should be the judge

His verdict fairest

He bears no grudge

Carbon rod burn

The tapéd trash

Show a movie of worth

End this plotless rash

The cinemas will fill

On viewing a production

Without read reviews

With projecting deduction