If a movie was made about my life
Or at least a comic (at least a comic).
If a comic was made about my life
I know I would be a completely negative character.
I have one hell of a nose for some things
Hell of a nose (hell of a nose)
For some things I have a creepy feel
And for your heart I have the perfect cure.
And I know your favorite verse very well
In general, I know life better than anyone
Yes, you need someone so kind and silent...
"Oh, you're a naughty one!"
But when night comes I will jeopardize your marriage!
A flame is burning in your eye
A dangerous flame (dangerous flame).
Some passion is shining in your eye
Oh, someone else's fruit, you're the real passion!
I can see everything your husband can't
Your dear husband (Your dear husband)
A dyed strand of hair, or a new lipstick
I can see everything your husband can't.
And my life without you would be a misery
No one ever understood me until now
And someone could say I'm one hell of a bastard...
"Oh, you're a naughty one!"
But when night comes I will jeopardize your marriage!
If a movie was made about my life
Or at least a comic (at least a comic).
If a comic was made about my life
I know I would be a completely negative character.
Your dear husband is snoring loudly
Oh, he's so rude (You think so?)
Your husband is snoring in this late hour
While I crave to be at your side!
And my life without you would be a misery
No one ever understood me until now
And someone could say I'm one hell of a bastard...
"Ah, you're so nice!"
But when night comes I will jeopardize your marriage!