When I'm good I am

Very good, but when I'm bad

I am much better

For those with problems

reaching orgasm. If you can't

come please let us know.

For those with problems

reaching orgasm. If you can't

come please let us know.

Censors worry when

A girl has cleavage. They should

Worry when she hasn't

Censors worry when

A girl has cleavage. They should

Worry when she hasn't

A man's incomplete

Until he is married and

Then he is finished

A man's incomplete

Until he is married and

Then he is finished

Cultivate your curves

They may be dangerous but

Won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves

They may be dangerous but

Won't be avoided.

It is better to

Be looked all over than to

Be all overlooked

It is better to

Be looked all over than to

Be all overlooked

A woman that knows

The ropes isn't very likely

To get all tied up

A woman that knows

The ropes isn't very likely

To get all tied up

All dumped lovers should

Be given a second chance -

With somebody else.

All dumped lovers should

Be given a second chance -

With somebody else.

A woman in love

can't be reasonable - or

she wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love

can't be reasonable - or

she wouldn't be in love.